As Sparks Fly Upwards
@fitzjohn.bsky.social
Failed writer, failing better. MDANT, so there's that.
The UK, its economy and its governance are all buggered as long as two bricks of Eton College remain adjacent to each other.
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The UK, its economy and its governance are all buggered as long as two bricks of Eton College remain adjacent to each other.
I believe the phrase is 'Nuremburg 2.0'.
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I believe the phrase is 'Nuremburg 2.0'.
"The dementia is strong in this one."
darth vader from star wars is surrounded by smoke
ALT: darth vader from star wars is surrounded by smoke
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"The dementia is strong in this one."
I'm not, though we spent a blissful two weeks there a couple of years ago. The people break my heart, making do and making good. God spares us, we're going back next year.
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I'm not, though we spent a blissful two weeks there a couple of years ago. The people break my heart, making do and making good. God spares us, we're going back next year.
At the risk of an accusation of racism: Never trust a Russian.
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
At the risk of an accusation of racism: Never trust a Russian.
Lucan is my generation's Lord Lucan. Enoch is my generation's sad little weird fucker.
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Lucan is my generation's Lord Lucan. Enoch is my generation's sad little weird fucker.
"The first rule of Shite Club..."
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
"The first rule of Shite Club..."
I would guess it's weekly. Or weakly.
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I would guess it's weekly. Or weakly.
Uefa can fuck the fuck right off, and keep fucking off until they fuck off the edge of whatever they fucking cling to.
Just for the record, I'm not Scottish.
Just for the record, I'm not Scottish.
November 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Uefa can fuck the fuck right off, and keep fucking off until they fuck off the edge of whatever they fucking cling to.
Just for the record, I'm not Scottish.
Just for the record, I'm not Scottish.
Maybe they hadn't made a Liszt.
November 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Maybe they hadn't made a Liszt.
Mark's being a tad disingenuous about Donnie's 'assassination attempts' there.
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Mark's being a tad disingenuous about Donnie's 'assassination attempts' there.
His 'pollsters' are figments of a diseased imagination.
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
His 'pollsters' are figments of a diseased imagination.
FOX might want to ask Trump-voting US farmers what they think of socialism. But after someone has explained to the fucking dimwits what socialism is.
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
FOX might want to ask Trump-voting US farmers what they think of socialism. But after someone has explained to the fucking dimwits what socialism is.
Day 1: Got up, had breakfast. Pain au chocolat acceptable, eggs Benedict degueullasse. How much longer must I endure this infamy?
November 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Day 1: Got up, had breakfast. Pain au chocolat acceptable, eggs Benedict degueullasse. How much longer must I endure this infamy?
The page count should be interesting.
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The page count should be interesting.
Just watched #TheApprentice, and I think we can safely assume that Roy Cohn's cock played a significant part in his formative years. Which is not something you can say about most US presidents.
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Just watched #TheApprentice, and I think we can safely assume that Roy Cohn's cock played a significant part in his formative years. Which is not something you can say about most US presidents.
It sounds scientifically and medically implausible, but the IDF have been looting everyfuckingthing else in Gaza, so... who knows?
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It sounds scientifically and medically implausible, but the IDF have been looting everyfuckingthing else in Gaza, so... who knows?
If I were the shade of Ed Murrow, I would be fucking haunting the self-styled journalists who kowtow to this fucking charlatan on a daily fucking basis. They're letting her away with literal murder.
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If I were the shade of Ed Murrow, I would be fucking haunting the self-styled journalists who kowtow to this fucking charlatan on a daily fucking basis. They're letting her away with literal murder.
It helps if you think of him as a symptom, rather than a public official.
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It helps if you think of him as a symptom, rather than a public official.