Tom Fitzgerald
@fitzdc.bsky.social
Journalist in Washington DC who was sprung from cages on Highway 9 somewhere in the swamps of Jersey. 8/10 Room Rater score • Anthropologist • Humanitarian • Guy On TV • Prisoner of Rock & Roll 🎸🎷
Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
True 👍
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media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
True 👍
My first gut reaction was to say, President Obama, but him being born in 1961 puts him just outside of Gen X.
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media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My first gut reaction was to say, President Obama, but him being born in 1961 puts him just outside of Gen X.
I’ve reached an age where when I reach for anything, I pull something. 😖
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media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I’ve reached an age where when I reach for anything, I pull something. 😖
Thank you for joining us Congressman
October 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Thank you for joining us Congressman
Thank you for joining us.
October 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Thank you for joining us.
“Hi, I’m Clippy. It looks like you’re trying restore your global internet services to 1.45 million businesses. Would you like some help?” 📎💻🤯
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media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
“Hi, I’m Clippy. It looks like you’re trying restore your global internet services to 1.45 million businesses. Would you like some help?” 📎💻🤯
Thanks for watching
October 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Thanks for watching
Mason doesn’t think it’s so “cute”🐶🐿️😂
October 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Mason doesn’t think it’s so “cute”🐶🐿️😂
The squirrels outside my house bark all the time. They sound like seagulls. 🐿️🐿️🐿️
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media.tenor.com
October 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The squirrels outside my house bark all the time. They sound like seagulls. 🐿️🐿️🐿️
We’re watching the 21st Century Babe Ruth. Nobody on earth can both hit and pitch like him. He’s the greatest all-around player I’ve ever seen ⚾️
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media.tenor.com
October 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
We’re watching the 21st Century Babe Ruth. Nobody on earth can both hit and pitch like him. He’s the greatest all-around player I’ve ever seen ⚾️
I think if there was a way to cross reference Pat’s messages, we’ll find that she is reaching out to multiple inanimate objects.
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media.tenor.com
October 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I think if there was a way to cross reference Pat’s messages, we’ll find that she is reaching out to multiple inanimate objects.
Clearly, these paper towels are not the “quicker picker upper”
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media.tenor.com
October 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Clearly, these paper towels are not the “quicker picker upper”
Can confirm. Total scam. 👎
October 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Can confirm. Total scam. 👎
Let’s go Devils! 🥅🏒🎉
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October 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Let’s go Devils! 🥅🏒🎉
