Err…no

Blimey, mate, you seem on a downer but that’s an interesting prediction.

Oh to live in Leicestershire, complete with a blue passport

Then you can only try out your idea and we’ll all be looking forward to seeing the output. Please just avoid Palace fans like the plague if we lose. I couldn’t bear to listen to their self-indulgence.

Good quality kit. The fact is, you won’t be given a moment’s peace with hundreds of fans around you trying to do a walk and talk from the stadium to the station. I suggest you hang back in the stadium and do as much as you can unencumbered by disturbances and before you are cleared out by security.

Tielemans - another masterclass and already player of the season IMHO #utv

If you see this, post something orange (too obvious?)