Rufus
@fistfulsofdirt.bsky.social
Stealing stuff is fun and good
It’s been a couple months but one of the gym guys finally tried chatting with me. By asking if I’m an islander
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 AM
It’s been a couple months but one of the gym guys finally tried chatting with me. By asking if I’m an islander
Got cut early, saw my bar friends, had a chili dog during the new Predator movie, worked out, regretted my drunk chili dog workout, drank again.
That’s a Friday
That’s a Friday
November 8, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Got cut early, saw my bar friends, had a chili dog during the new Predator movie, worked out, regretted my drunk chili dog workout, drank again.
That’s a Friday
That’s a Friday
One of the workers at my favorite bar drew this for me
October 30, 2025 at 7:04 AM
One of the workers at my favorite bar drew this for me
Bestie’s bf got us pins while out of town and I love mine dearly
October 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Bestie’s bf got us pins while out of town and I love mine dearly
Almost fell for the obvious trap coming home from a movie (just took one beer)
October 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Almost fell for the obvious trap coming home from a movie (just took one beer)
Picked up my new favorite pair of shorts at Bridge city Sinners show last week
November 27, 2024 at 7:33 AM
Picked up my new favorite pair of shorts at Bridge city Sinners show last week
It’s me, Cat-Jesus
November 17, 2024 at 7:45 AM
It’s me, Cat-Jesus
False it’s so much easier to sleep with a coworker in a restaurant
having a crush on a mutual is like wanting to fuck a coworker at a restaurant job
November 15, 2024 at 9:25 AM
False it’s so much easier to sleep with a coworker in a restaurant
There’s this little scrappy doo dog in my neighborhood and I’m scared he’s going to become my sidekick
November 15, 2024 at 7:43 AM
There’s this little scrappy doo dog in my neighborhood and I’m scared he’s going to become my sidekick
I’m so excited for the state fair next week
October 5, 2023 at 4:24 AM
I’m so excited for the state fair next week
I really want a new Fanny pack for the state fair but I don’t know if I’m cool enough to pull off the crossbody look
September 29, 2023 at 8:00 PM
I really want a new Fanny pack for the state fair but I don’t know if I’m cool enough to pull off the crossbody look
I’m trying so hard to stay awake and hang out because a pretty girl invited me but I’m so sleepy
September 22, 2023 at 5:10 AM
I’m trying so hard to stay awake and hang out because a pretty girl invited me but I’m so sleepy
One of my coworkers outed himself as a flat earther AND he keeps trying to get us to ask about his SoundCloud, truly a monster
September 19, 2023 at 11:33 PM
One of my coworkers outed himself as a flat earther AND he keeps trying to get us to ask about his SoundCloud, truly a monster
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Libs just don’t appreciate slapstick humor anymore (hitting nazis with your car)
August 19, 2023 at 3:06 PM
Libs just don’t appreciate slapstick humor anymore (hitting nazis with your car)
every summer the entire south should switch to a shorts/tank top work uniform. Forcing me to wear pants is inhumane
August 18, 2023 at 4:37 PM
every summer the entire south should switch to a shorts/tank top work uniform. Forcing me to wear pants is inhumane
My mom finally insinuated I was gay, a full eleven after my dad did
August 8, 2023 at 5:27 PM
My mom finally insinuated I was gay, a full eleven after my dad did
I need to know when Eye-boy is coming back
August 2, 2023 at 10:28 PM
I need to know when Eye-boy is coming back
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A neighbor kept the gorilla when the zoo McDonald’s did a remodel and I’m so jealous
July 24, 2023 at 2:44 PM
A neighbor kept the gorilla when the zoo McDonald’s did a remodel and I’m so jealous
I’m watching Foundation and it’s crazy how good this is and no one told me about it. Shame on y’all
July 14, 2023 at 6:52 AM
I’m watching Foundation and it’s crazy how good this is and no one told me about it. Shame on y’all
POV: I’m approaching you to be mutuals on the new app
July 3, 2023 at 6:09 PM
POV: I’m approaching you to be mutuals on the new app