thorn. the verse may have calmed down since all the drama that happened over things like that but some of those same people who caused a fuss are still there 😅

thorn. btw i meant my ace specifically, all portrayals and renditions of ace are so cute to me i also dig hispanic ace

thorn. i’m gooood i don’t care about twitrp anymore

thorn. florida man steals boat, realises baby is on it, returns baby safely and then sails away

thorn. there’s like one active law its so cooked

thorn. florida man fined for eating endangered leopard species, claims he did not know leopard was ever in danger

thorn. florida man flees from group of chimpanzees after unintentionally torching their home

uuuh would the pretty lady mind terribly if all i got in these pockets is half a pack of gummies?

( ace’s smile is nothing but a boyish brand of mischief, real southern charm. he sticks a hand in his pocket, warm fingers wiggling out with an assortment of gummies, a bonbon and popping candy. )

( leans against the doorway, a goofy grin on his face. ) within reason i’d do it, darlin’. i don’t have much wits ta use, so i try not to lose the ones i have so easy.