@fishuq.bsky.social
Aspiring writer. Atlanta. Need 15 more minutes in the ball pit.
My Substack: Sad Clown Express.
My Substack: Sad Clown Express.
Y'all I drove past Lake Lanier yesterday and disturbingly ... the lake was looking ... *juicy*. She's filled thanks to the biblical amount of rain we've had lately.
July 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Y'all I drove past Lake Lanier yesterday and disturbingly ... the lake was looking ... *juicy*. She's filled thanks to the biblical amount of rain we've had lately.
Sinners where everything is the same except they’re all Muppets except for Smoke. YES Muppet Stack is about 3ft shorter than him, but they are still IDENTICAL TWINS.
Alternatively: everyone starts off human but vampirism makes you a Muppet.
Alternatively: everyone starts off human but vampirism makes you a Muppet.
May 31, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Sinners where everything is the same except they’re all Muppets except for Smoke. YES Muppet Stack is about 3ft shorter than him, but they are still IDENTICAL TWINS.
Alternatively: everyone starts off human but vampirism makes you a Muppet.
Alternatively: everyone starts off human but vampirism makes you a Muppet.
Man, I remember — not enjoying exactly, but being fascinated by 28 Days Later enough that I watched it in theaters (lbr mostly because of Cillian Murphy, I got on the ground level), and then again on DVD but there is no way I would want to watch 28 Years Later.
May 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Man, I remember — not enjoying exactly, but being fascinated by 28 Days Later enough that I watched it in theaters (lbr mostly because of Cillian Murphy, I got on the ground level), and then again on DVD but there is no way I would want to watch 28 Years Later.
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asking such a whimsical creature as myself to file my taxes is flatly evil
April 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
asking such a whimsical creature as myself to file my taxes is flatly evil
I can’t get this sad every time I get a rejection letter, it simply is not practical in this business! Rejections are so much more common than anything else.
March 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I can’t get this sad every time I get a rejection letter, it simply is not practical in this business! Rejections are so much more common than anything else.
So there’s a stupid trend on TikTok about “millennial burger joints” and I just can’t figure out how we can’t afford houses but CAN own soullessly corporate burger joints that charge $30 a burger. Are we all bad with money?
February 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
So there’s a stupid trend on TikTok about “millennial burger joints” and I just can’t figure out how we can’t afford houses but CAN own soullessly corporate burger joints that charge $30 a burger. Are we all bad with money?
For reasons, I happened to be driving around on the foothills of the Appalachians while listening to a podcast where the host was hiking through the Scottish Highlands looking for a haunted bothy. It was spooky in both directions, which makes sense because these used to be the same mountains.
February 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
For reasons, I happened to be driving around on the foothills of the Appalachians while listening to a podcast where the host was hiking through the Scottish Highlands looking for a haunted bothy. It was spooky in both directions, which makes sense because these used to be the same mountains.
Productivity win! I wrote 4,000 words last night to avoid looking at the news.
January 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Productivity win! I wrote 4,000 words last night to avoid looking at the news.
Maybe I should self publish a fairy tale retelling I think to myself ….
January 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Maybe I should self publish a fairy tale retelling I think to myself ….
I’m a serious cultural critic and this server doesn’t even appreciate it 😔
January 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I’m a serious cultural critic and this server doesn’t even appreciate it 😔
I’ve been really down about the TikTok ban, so much so that I can’t even joke about it. My wallet is happy, but my endless willingness to hear other people tap is crushed.
January 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I’ve been really down about the TikTok ban, so much so that I can’t even joke about it. My wallet is happy, but my endless willingness to hear other people tap is crushed.
Ellen pls respond
January 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Ellen pls respond
economy’s so bad that the kids can’t even afford to raise the dead anymore
December 31, 2024 at 5:04 AM
economy’s so bad that the kids can’t even afford to raise the dead anymore
this is me if you care
December 29, 2024 at 6:29 AM
this is me if you care
“you are the result of generations of people falling in love” factoid is incorrect, I am actually the result of generations of people who thought a tiger was just outside the door and was messed up about it (also depression)
December 28, 2024 at 4:59 AM
“you are the result of generations of people falling in love” factoid is incorrect, I am actually the result of generations of people who thought a tiger was just outside the door and was messed up about it (also depression)
December 26-31 is a liminal space.
December 27, 2024 at 5:57 AM
December 26-31 is a liminal space.
mi familia as well
December 18, 2024 at 3:36 AM
mi familia as well
It’s been decades at this point and Calgon has still failed to take me AWAY
December 13, 2024 at 8:06 PM
It’s been decades at this point and Calgon has still failed to take me AWAY
Man, blocking really works. Someone had a melt down on discord and SAID they didn’t MIND that I and another person BLOCKED them — then they flounced the discord for a couple of weeks. I knew nothing about this because I had blocked them. 💀
December 13, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Man, blocking really works. Someone had a melt down on discord and SAID they didn’t MIND that I and another person BLOCKED them — then they flounced the discord for a couple of weeks. I knew nothing about this because I had blocked them. 💀
It’s come to this: I’m looking into grad schools.
December 10, 2024 at 10:14 PM
It’s come to this: I’m looking into grad schools.
I know I made a series of decisions in this story so a character can say to another character, “Tell me, Will…”
December 10, 2024 at 8:02 PM
I know I made a series of decisions in this story so a character can say to another character, “Tell me, Will…”
What’s the difference between treacle and molasses? They’re both byproducts of the sugar refining process — but they’re different, somehow. All I know is that if you grab the wrong molasses, you end up with blackstrap (horrible).
If you end up with the wrong treacle, you’re trapped in a well.
If you end up with the wrong treacle, you’re trapped in a well.
December 9, 2024 at 5:22 AM
What’s the difference between treacle and molasses? They’re both byproducts of the sugar refining process — but they’re different, somehow. All I know is that if you grab the wrong molasses, you end up with blackstrap (horrible).
If you end up with the wrong treacle, you’re trapped in a well.
If you end up with the wrong treacle, you’re trapped in a well.
Sometimes I just want a pimento cheese (a sentence I would never even know to say before I moved to Atlanta) — anyway here’s the Carter (presidential) family recipe for the same
December 4, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Sometimes I just want a pimento cheese (a sentence I would never even know to say before I moved to Atlanta) — anyway here’s the Carter (presidential) family recipe for the same
Every time I update my Tumblr in 2024 I remember that I started this thing in August 2009, and for all intents and purposes, my Tumblr is a historical record. A cringe historical record but a historical record nonetheless. Anyway what I’m saying is good luck future historians.
December 3, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Every time I update my Tumblr in 2024 I remember that I started this thing in August 2009, and for all intents and purposes, my Tumblr is a historical record. A cringe historical record but a historical record nonetheless. Anyway what I’m saying is good luck future historians.