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Image of a screen with text reading "DON'T DATE ROBOTS!", the message of an educational film played in the Futurama episode "I Dated a Robot"
November 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Close-up of a sandwich cut in half - peppered turkey with cucumber and spinach dip on marble rye
November 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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President Pangloss
Image of a trump post - "Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump JUST OUT: Good news for the Holiday Season. EARLY PRICES ARE DOWN, WHILE TARIFFS ARE MAKING OUR COUNTRY AN ECONOMIC POWER AGAIN. Also, virtually NO INFLATION, AS STOCK MARKETS CONTINUALLY HIT RECORD HIGHS. THE BEST OF ALL WORLDS FOR THE U.S.A."
October 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Closeup of bald man wearing his cheaters up on his forehead and a tactical vest with "POLICE ICE" patch (+ enough pouches to make Deadpool jealous) reclining against victim as he jams a gun between his belt and pants pointed straight at his business
September 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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"Because at the end of the day, what really makes anybody qualified for any job?" Madison Sheahan, deputy director of ICE (from a NY magazine article about Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski by Ben Terris)
September 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Image of "the original liquid leather" repair kit with small pots of goo (and various accouterments) to mix and smear on damaged leather that would presumably set and look better than damage or a tear but as shown in the photographs of trump's hand it seems difficult to shade match so the product may not be as miraculous as it seemed on infomercials a million years ago
August 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Nadja, a glamorously conspicuous vampire from the tv show "what we do in the shadows" shrugs and says, "human stuff"
May 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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You can adjust that under settings
July 27, 2024 at 8:34 PM