Mischief Otter, Tube Sock of DOOM
@fishpostotter.bsky.social
33/M/Gay/Taken
OC’s are Mischief and Rori, both otters 🦦
Furry, shitposter, gamer, and exercise enthusiast
18+, no minors allowed
OC’s are Mischief and Rori, both otters 🦦
Furry, shitposter, gamer, and exercise enthusiast
18+, no minors allowed
🎶 ooooo I had some help,
it ain’t like I come up with all this fish all by myself,
don’t act like you don’t see the model trains up on my shelf,
I rizz em with the ‘tism if you couldn’t tell,
they say teamwork makes the dream work, yeah I had some help 🎶
it ain’t like I come up with all this fish all by myself,
don’t act like you don’t see the model trains up on my shelf,
I rizz em with the ‘tism if you couldn’t tell,
they say teamwork makes the dream work, yeah I had some help 🎶
January 31, 2026 at 5:27 PM
🎶 ooooo I had some help,
it ain’t like I come up with all this fish all by myself,
don’t act like you don’t see the model trains up on my shelf,
I rizz em with the ‘tism if you couldn’t tell,
they say teamwork makes the dream work, yeah I had some help 🎶
it ain’t like I come up with all this fish all by myself,
don’t act like you don’t see the model trains up on my shelf,
I rizz em with the ‘tism if you couldn’t tell,
they say teamwork makes the dream work, yeah I had some help 🎶
Hmmmm my 3 o’clock is open on Saturday and I need to fill it. Top contenders in no order:
-go bouldering
-change my oil
-TOP 😈
-go bouldering
-change my oil
-TOP 😈
January 29, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Hmmmm my 3 o’clock is open on Saturday and I need to fill it. Top contenders in no order:
-go bouldering
-change my oil
-TOP 😈
-go bouldering
-change my oil
-TOP 😈
Yeah can I get uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
January 29, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Yeah can I get uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
I’ll be there in 5 🦦
January 28, 2026 at 12:58 PM
I’ll be there in 5 🦦
Emailing HR to request installation of a pull up bar in my office, wish me luck 🦦
January 27, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Emailing HR to request installation of a pull up bar in my office, wish me luck 🦦
I am here for the 20pc fibsh platter
January 27, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I am here for the 20pc fibsh platter
Back to the grind but there’s not fish going on today
January 26, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Back to the grind but there’s not fish going on today
Hear me out: what if Baconator?
January 25, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Hear me out: what if Baconator?
March to the DMV!
Leave NONE unstinkified!
Leave NONE unstinkified!
January 23, 2026 at 8:59 PM
March to the DMV!
Leave NONE unstinkified!
Leave NONE unstinkified!
“Ask me the questions hall keeper, I am not afraid!” 🦦
January 22, 2026 at 11:53 PM
“Ask me the questions hall keeper, I am not afraid!” 🦦
Heading to Shorebucks for my daily Trenta Redeye. You critters want anything?
January 22, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Heading to Shorebucks for my daily Trenta Redeye. You critters want anything?
Oh fish, gtg my ride’s here 🦦
January 22, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Oh fish, gtg my ride’s here 🦦
*squint* waaaaait a minute 🦦 👀
January 22, 2026 at 6:35 PM
*squint* waaaaait a minute 🦦 👀
#throwbackthursday post, in which we discovered the secret to workplace productivity
January 22, 2026 at 1:03 PM
#throwbackthursday post, in which we discovered the secret to workplace productivity
Chef Ramsay does *NOT* approve of my jerky marinade 🦦
January 21, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Chef Ramsay does *NOT* approve of my jerky marinade 🦦
January 21, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Knew it, called it, glad I didn’t do that yiffpersonality thing 🦦 seriously kids, steer clear. That thing is no bueno
January 21, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Knew it, called it, glad I didn’t do that yiffpersonality thing 🦦 seriously kids, steer clear. That thing is no bueno
The neighbors when you’re wide awake:
*crickets*
The neighbors when you’re trying to get some sleep:
*crickets*
The neighbors when you’re trying to get some sleep:
January 20, 2026 at 7:37 PM
The neighbors when you’re wide awake:
*crickets*
The neighbors when you’re trying to get some sleep:
*crickets*
The neighbors when you’re trying to get some sleep:
Heating’s out at the office and my nips are about to cut through my shirt, someone come snuggle me before I turn into an ottsicle pls 🧊 🧊 👶 🦦
January 20, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Heating’s out at the office and my nips are about to cut through my shirt, someone come snuggle me before I turn into an ottsicle pls 🧊 🧊 👶 🦦
Def not the best thing for my diet right now but I’m bout to risk it for the brisket
January 19, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Def not the best thing for my diet right now but I’m bout to risk it for the brisket
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January 19, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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I’m trying the whole line of Legendary Foods protein pastries so you don’t have to. Verdict on the wild berry sweet roll? Uhhhh not gonna lie I’m kinda into it
January 19, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I’m trying the whole line of Legendary Foods protein pastries so you don’t have to. Verdict on the wild berry sweet roll? Uhhhh not gonna lie I’m kinda into it
ASSAULT AND BATTERY!
(He’s mad I won’t give him ice cream)
(He’s mad I won’t give him ice cream)
January 19, 2026 at 12:42 AM
ASSAULT AND BATTERY!
(He’s mad I won’t give him ice cream)
(He’s mad I won’t give him ice cream)