It begins

President Krabs has stated that he will outlaw hooks.
"It's honestly baffling how incompetent Star was to legalize these things."

Eugene Krabs has won the Bikini Bottom election in a landslide.
When asked what President Krabs would do to improve the seas, he simply stated, "Money."

Patrick Star has resigned from the Bikini Bottom presidential election.
"I believe it is in the best interest of my party and the seas for me to stand down and instead see how many marbles I can fit in my belly button."

Reported: Leprawn aces game of bassketball on the Moss Angler Lakers team.
(Post by @roval.bsky.social)

There are only 2 fish. Don't believe the lies that the left side of the ocean is telling you.

You know the old saying… “a smiling porcupine pufferfish on New Years Eve brings good luck in the New Year!”
Happy New Years from Coral City 🐡✨📆 #pufferfishofcoralcity #happynewyear #newyearseve #cutiepie #goodluck #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #coralcity

Happy New Year! Fishing season starts in March... mark your calendars...