Hmm, my Maverick doesn't fit either of those descriptions... Almost like there's a 3rd option.

He can't hear his poop hit the water because his head is too far up his own ass.

I feel bad for that poor photographer.

An entire religion of people craving attention. "look at me! Look at me,"

Dude has seen the death videos

Hitler did us all a favor in his bunker.

Written by AI as well