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waxing gibbous
That you're allergic to Koalas?
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Sweden: on Saturday we allow ourselves some sweets

Australia:
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Your pedestal tells me
You used to be mighty
And while I won't argue
It's trunkless, your statue
Your moment was fleeting
There must have been reasons
The season was calling
And empires came falling down
October 31, 2025 at 8:56 AM
A sight gag from the France episode of The Simpsons has somehow manifested itself at a restaurant near me
October 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
June 26, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Just like we're becoming more efficient and discovering the inefficiency was load-bearing, we're also becoming more shameless and discovering the shame was load-bearing
January 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
tuxedo pooh: sclerotic

red shirt pooh: sclexy
January 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Cancelled squall warning is at least as good as cellar door
January 5, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I think I already do this
September 4, 2024 at 9:40 AM
too clever by 3/4
August 11, 2024 at 8:24 AM
Man, I obviously should have paid more attention in sunday school
June 16, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Everything about this sign is excellent
April 5, 2024 at 8:09 PM
If I were the vapours, I would simply not weep my burthen to the ground.
February 13, 2024 at 10:06 AM
I'm the son of a bitch that named you Tiglath-Pileser III
February 4, 2024 at 11:40 AM
"Experiences may vary due to a range of factors"
January 3, 2024 at 3:48 AM