Fish In Black (He/Him)
@fishfulthinking.bsky.social
Human shaped. Probably mostly puns and out of context live tweets from the weird movie I've decided to watch this evening.
FOCUS @nb-nature-nerd.bsky.social I'm very disappointed in you
May 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
FOCUS @nb-nature-nerd.bsky.social I'm very disappointed in you
"Do you feel the same way?"
"The last time I was here your Nana suggested sacrificing me to appease an eldritch terror."
"Is that a no?"
"The last time I was here your Nana suggested sacrificing me to appease an eldritch terror."
"Is that a no?"
April 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
"Do you feel the same way?"
"The last time I was here your Nana suggested sacrificing me to appease an eldritch terror."
"Is that a no?"
"The last time I was here your Nana suggested sacrificing me to appease an eldritch terror."
"Is that a no?"
After attending an extended training session about not running into a burning building, he immediately ran into a burning building. #archieisacleverboy
April 20, 2025 at 9:08 AM
After attending an extended training session about not running into a burning building, he immediately ran into a burning building. #archieisacleverboy
"I've seen porcelain dolls possessed by my deceased brother that move faster than you!"
April 20, 2025 at 8:55 AM
"I've seen porcelain dolls possessed by my deceased brother that move faster than you!"
They're wondering if truckers are part of the disappearances and I don't want to assume too much but my money's on the truck with the literal skeleton on the front of it.
April 20, 2025 at 8:19 AM
They're wondering if truckers are part of the disappearances and I don't want to assume too much but my money's on the truck with the literal skeleton on the front of it.
Time for Archie's fourth run as vigilante
April 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Time for Archie's fourth run as vigilante
And then we go immediately into time jump football war coma, so you know, swings and roundabouts.
April 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
And then we go immediately into time jump football war coma, so you know, swings and roundabouts.
Credit where it's due, the graduation episode is genuinely well done.
April 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Credit where it's due, the graduation episode is genuinely well done.
Just gonna save this sand leave it here. No reason.
April 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Just gonna save this sand leave it here. No reason.
Riverdale has a lot of (highly entertaining) nonsense, but its single biggest flaw is that they somehow managed to come up with a _really_ engaging, clever, and creepy hook at the end of last season, and they defused it at the start of season 5 in the most anticlimactic way possible.
April 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Riverdale has a lot of (highly entertaining) nonsense, but its single biggest flaw is that they somehow managed to come up with a _really_ engaging, clever, and creepy hook at the end of last season, and they defused it at the start of season 5 in the most anticlimactic way possible.
"Man, am I the only one who hasn't got rid of a body before?"
April 13, 2025 at 10:52 AM
"Man, am I the only one who hasn't got rid of a body before?"
The gang are talking about how to get back at their principal and the options range from super glue on their chair to straight up murder.
April 13, 2025 at 10:45 AM
The gang are talking about how to get back at their principal and the options range from super glue on their chair to straight up murder.
Three of Jughead's teachers have thrown themselves out of windows in the last 4 seasons.
Two of them were out the same window.
Two of them were out the same window.
April 13, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Three of Jughead's teachers have thrown themselves out of windows in the last 4 seasons.
Two of them were out the same window.
Two of them were out the same window.
"Why is Brett afraid of me?"
"Apparently you cracked his head open with a golf club?"
"I did do that, yes."
"Apparently you cracked his head open with a golf club?"
"I did do that, yes."
April 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
"Why is Brett afraid of me?"
"Apparently you cracked his head open with a golf club?"
"I did do that, yes."
"Apparently you cracked his head open with a golf club?"
"I did do that, yes."
She said normally, like a normal person.
April 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
She said normally, like a normal person.
Took them like four raids to realise that maybe they should not try to sell the rum in the place where they're not allowed to sell the rum
April 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Took them like four raids to realise that maybe they should not try to sell the rum in the place where they're not allowed to sell the rum
Kevin's Grinder date is trying to recruit him to soft core tickle porn
April 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Kevin's Grinder date is trying to recruit him to soft core tickle porn
"Sweaty people means thirsty people."
April 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
"Sweaty people means thirsty people."
"it's best to draw from your experience when writing."
*Proceeds to tell an extremely detailed murder yarn*
*Proceeds to tell an extremely detailed murder yarn*
April 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"it's best to draw from your experience when writing."
*Proceeds to tell an extremely detailed murder yarn*
*Proceeds to tell an extremely detailed murder yarn*
Veronica just set a man on fire.
They were a serial killer, but still
They were a serial killer, but still
April 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Veronica just set a man on fire.
They were a serial killer, but still
They were a serial killer, but still
"Ugh. Look I know I made you rebury your dead brother's corpse, but -"
April 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
"Ugh. Look I know I made you rebury your dead brother's corpse, but -"