Leeds, internally, at this moment in time

I miss cosplaying, I miss making costumes and Being Silly 😭

😮😮 exciting!! It'll come sooner than you think, don't worry 😁

1000% yes! (But I'm UK, so happy to also pay shipping)

He knew full well it would work too, I wanna know if it first happened in an argument or just Got Too Horny (either seems extremely likely 😂)

(my Outer Over 30s self was grateful I took my Loops 😂)

😍 ahhhh, I'm so glad to have helped resurrect 🥰 very These Are The Consequences Of Your Actions (the actions being Anything I Have Decided Is Wrong)

can't have her getting herself into too much trouble, or (god forbid) getting it into her head she can escape using some dangerous route, that might make her determined and determined people don't lose hope 😘

Question is, are they just out in the arse-end of nowhere, or was he carefully corralling her into a wild area without her knowing, like the world's most delightfully awful gamekeeper, rigging the field so she loops and loops and never even knows

god your MIND, YESSSSS

Your realtor sounds like they suck, but I'm so sorry this has happened :< :< :<

oh i'm looking forward to seeing in what way Cameron's exceptionally inflated and hairline-fractured ego is going to fall apart in this realm

god i hope it's spectacular, he's combined two past girlfriends, it can only go amazingly wrong

I so badly want to put him in a jar, screw the lid on, and shake him until he bounces off every bit of the glass