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Amateur Sea Hag
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Amy.
i have not a singular clue but i'm successfully Existing so Wahay. "in my thirties" so I don't have to remember my actual age ever.
Leeds, internally, at this moment in time
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I miss cosplaying, I miss making costumes and Being Silly 😭
November 30, 2025 at 10:25 AM
😮😮 exciting!! It'll come sooner than you think, don't worry 😁
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
1000% yes! (But I'm UK, so happy to also pay shipping)
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
He knew full well it would work too, I wanna know if it first happened in an argument or just Got Too Horny (either seems extremely likely 😂)
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
(my Outer Over 30s self was grateful I took my Loops 😂)
November 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
😍 ahhhh, I'm so glad to have helped resurrect 🥰 very These Are The Consequences Of Your Actions (the actions being Anything I Have Decided Is Wrong)
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can't have her getting herself into too much trouble, or (god forbid) getting it into her head she can escape using some dangerous route, that might make her determined and determined people don't lose hope 😘
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Question is, are they just out in the arse-end of nowhere, or was he carefully corralling her into a wild area without her knowing, like the world's most delightfully awful gamekeeper, rigging the field so she loops and loops and never even knows
November 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
god your MIND, YESSSSS
November 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Your realtor sounds like they suck, but I'm so sorry this has happened :< :< :<
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
oh i'm looking forward to seeing in what way Cameron's exceptionally inflated and hairline-fractured ego is going to fall apart in this realm

god i hope it's spectacular, he's combined two past girlfriends, it can only go amazingly wrong
October 31, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I so badly want to put him in a jar, screw the lid on, and shake him until he bounces off every bit of the glass
October 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM