Lotta shame walking into the health food store and asking for specific ingredients that make the employee think maybe I know a lot about supplements but I have to tell them I’m making special treats for my pet snail.

JUST AS THE WRETCHED PROPHECY FORETOLD!
All the library books I have been on the waitlist for ready all at once. :(

I need fanfic written by people with intense religious trauma. I need it now.

Does being queer ever make you hyper vigilant. My tour guide singled me out and and started telling me about an interesting friend of his who was “Like me” I was sure he was going to say trans and it would be awkward. No! His friend is an ornithologist and he had noticed I was trying to ID birds.

Today I watched a man at the car dealership. Check the stock market. Buy 7 bottles of olive oil online then immediately check the stocks again.

My god daughter insists I know how to juggle. Says she can tell I can. Because of how I am.