I just got one as well

But he’d be slimy and taste bad…

What was up with this one anyway

Stupid socialism, attempting to address the root cause of societal ills instead of punishing “misbehavior.” Truly a horror.

Oh no. That would be so bad. However could the city go on without them.

Sorry the guy’s name is Infantino? Isn’t that a little on the nose?

More like it vibrates

The one lady going for her heel is promising!

I’m sensing a theme

I actually really like this one. The color choice makes it almost an optical illusion between both the referenced work and a doctor Seuss-ass mountainside scene

It’s not that he doesn’t like beards, it’s a way to get black men to leave/not join up. There’s a much higher incidence of pseudofolliculitis barbae among black men, meaning shaving unavoidably causes razor bumps, rashes and ingrown hairs for those affected. Also an issue for black firefighters.

Wow, this is…truly, incredibly, incomprehensibly and reprehensibly stupid and terrible. These writers should be ashamed of themselves.