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Andrew Fischer
@fischwich.bsky.social
Chicago sports, Everton, 2019 SMU alum

My 2022 Spotify wrapped says I listened to “You Oughta Know” 2719 times
How much was Mr Krabs paying that SpongeBob and Squidward could afford those homes
July 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Mint chip ice cream is no calories
July 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I need restaurants to keep Gatorade 0 on tap
July 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Got Jimmy John’s and it wasn’t freaky or fast
June 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
She watch me whip until I nae nae
June 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Need a naked brothers band comeback where they sing about not wanting to go to work
March 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The dumbest person you know is sharing IG reels about food dyes and inactive pharmaceutical ingredients
March 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Reposted by Andrew Fischer
Flying high on the south coast 🕊
January 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Idk why dems didn’t just send a hurricane to stop the wildfire. Are they stupid?
January 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
As a lifelong Everton and Chicago Bears fan my fiancé has never had to question my loyalty
December 28, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Maturing is realizing ultra strong > ultra soft
December 17, 2024 at 8:02 PM
If I was JB Pritzker I would lock up all the Packers fans that also support the cubs, blackhawks and bulls
November 18, 2024 at 3:06 AM
If you enjoyed the Barbie movie in 2023 and then voted for Trump in 2024 I fear you
November 13, 2024 at 2:02 AM
What the fuck is Bluesky
October 30, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Michael Keane is a striker
December 16, 2023 at 5:57 PM
Doucs!
December 7, 2023 at 9:18 PM
2024 is about turning my mitochondria from the powerhouse to the powerhome
December 4, 2023 at 6:19 PM
Supermarkets using single ply in their bathrooms is insane cuz I know you got the good stuff less than 100 feet from me
November 14, 2023 at 4:01 PM
So nice to have a Sunday that the Bears can’t ruin
November 12, 2023 at 5:29 PM
Chelsea looking better than City to me rn but can’t see Cucurella making it thru 90 without getting sent off
November 12, 2023 at 5:08 PM
Doucore motm for me after that
November 11, 2023 at 4:48 PM
Every Everton away match you can only hear our fans singing on the tele. Top support
November 11, 2023 at 4:17 PM
Mykooooooo
November 11, 2023 at 3:03 PM