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Just walking along, a random dude asks his kids, "who wants donut holes?" Me and another random dude at the same time: "ooo me!"

We all laugh. One kid is like noooo. Good times.
December 17, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Something about crusty buffet jello hits different after prime rib, 3 lobsters drowned in butter, and all the trap sides rookies say to avoid but veterans know how to handle.
November 30, 2024 at 1:24 AM
All we really need are 2 pan sizes: wide enough to lay bacon flat and useless.

Yes i know what a griddle is so miss me with all that.
November 23, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Heading out in this storm to play some Friday Night Magic. If i happen to die in a car accident on the way please tell my mom i went out for something she'd understand. Like drugs or underground fighting rings.
November 23, 2024 at 1:50 AM
No one taking the last chicken wing at the work potluck. They tried just tossing it on my plate as i walked by.

Hell no. Dont put that on me. Dodged that shit with the quickness.

You'll never see me taking the last piece of a dish. Goes against my religion.
November 21, 2024 at 2:23 AM
No one was taking the last chicken wing from the work potluck so they tried to just toss it on my plate as i walked by.

Hell no. Dodged that shit with the quickness.

You'd never see me with the last bit of a dish. Goes against my religion.
November 20, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Oh no. I went to a fancy coffee shop and ordered a hot chocolate and it was fancy. Bleh. I can taste actual chocolate. I just wanted sugar and powder 😥
November 19, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Surely now i can become internet famous. Heres a something
November 19, 2024 at 4:51 PM