Single slice cheese is literally the same stuff as cheeze wiz and you expect me to accept its the Only Proper Cheese For a Burger? PLEASE be serious

Burger purists all get mad about this but I am right

I stg my parents are smart people but that just makes their tunnel vision even more frustrating.

Conversations with my conservative mom:

Mom: New worship music feels so vapid, you know i think it really all went downhill when people started monetizing writing worship music so now they have to churn out so much crap

Me: So you AGREE? that CAPITALISM is BAD for creativity?

Like dad yes you were?!? YOU WERE POOR THAT IS THE VERY PICTURE OF POVERTY WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

change banks because this one bank was offering a free Big Mac coupon if you opened an account so we did that so we could split a Big Mac so we could eat that day but it isnt like we were POOR or anything"

centaurs, minotaurs, and wizards oh my! I do want to read the rest of the series, at least to the end of Taryn's story, it ends on a cliffhanger and I need to know what happens next! but its also deeply flawed so, bear that in mind.

Care of Feeding of Griffins was a mixed bag and the only reason that I didn't give it the gold star is because it has a deeply uncomfortable amount of racial stereotyping in it. But it did also have some SUPER steamy smut content (both con and non) that hit my kinks good-