“He’ll reportedly jump right into a player development position with the Dodgers once his playing career is finished”

That’s nice to hear

Himroid

lol I was just looking at that hat and thought if the Savannah Bananas had a generic evil rival their hats might look something like that

Once you get into triple digits Firefox just says fuck it

It won’t let me use it online. Have you tried in person?

Ass detective, you say?

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

Got it on video

What do you mean hard to describe? It’s just a Robert Dinero face

Sanchez is gone. The bad man can’t hurt us anymore

I ain’t spending $25 on that