First Department
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We need more nepo babies
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
We need more nepo babies
He's a rootin' tootin' high falutin' panty poopin' shit stain with a bad brain
November 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
He's a rootin' tootin' high falutin' panty poopin' shit stain with a bad brain
As a woodworker you should realize that nobody can AFFORD to buy a KITCHEN TABLE these days.
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
As a woodworker you should realize that nobody can AFFORD to buy a KITCHEN TABLE these days.
That was some high tech vacuum shit back in the day
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
That was some high tech vacuum shit back in the day
He’s a nepo baby plumber
November 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
He’s a nepo baby plumber
That would imply he’s capable of doing something useful
November 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
That would imply he’s capable of doing something useful
Markwayne Mullet thinks he’s a bad ass shitkicker but turns out he’s really a chickenshit bootlicker
November 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Markwayne Mullet thinks he’s a bad ass shitkicker but turns out he’s really a chickenshit bootlicker
Gorsuch catches on real quick!
November 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Gorsuch catches on real quick!
If you eat the sandwich it could cause bodily harm
November 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
If you eat the sandwich it could cause bodily harm
I'm planning to eat a rotisserie chicken
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I'm planning to eat a rotisserie chicken
Biggest collection of chickenshits in American history
October 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Biggest collection of chickenshits in American history
That is a great cat photo
October 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
That is a great cat photo
Of course he does. Pathetic piece of shit.
October 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Of course he does. Pathetic piece of shit.
Where's CatTurd?
October 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Where's CatTurd?
With Chinese backhoes no less
October 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
With Chinese backhoes no less
It's almost like low intelligence voters are Republicans
October 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It's almost like low intelligence voters are Republicans
That’s what happens when you cover Republicans
October 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
That’s what happens when you cover Republicans
Fetterman is picking out his hoodie and sweatpants for tomorrow. He can't be bothered with this shit. Imagine being the congressional edgelord for casual clothing. And Israel.
October 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Fetterman is picking out his hoodie and sweatpants for tomorrow. He can't be bothered with this shit. Imagine being the congressional edgelord for casual clothing. And Israel.
To be fair, Markwayne Mullet is a dipshit
October 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
To be fair, Markwayne Mullet is a dipshit
They will destroy their party
September 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
They will destroy their party
You and me both sister!
September 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
You and me both sister!