Two slices of pizza with mayonnaise, chipotle aioli, sriracha and maple syrup. I’m like a wild animal.
January 9, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Two slices of pizza with mayonnaise, chipotle aioli, sriracha and maple syrup. I’m like a wild animal.
My 2026 prediction is that the first ever MAGA drag queen will be called Miss Aligned
December 27, 2025 at 6:24 AM
My 2026 prediction is that the first ever MAGA drag queen will be called Miss Aligned
I dreamt of putting another apple in the fridge. Let’s go see if it happened in real life… No, still not Dreamstriding. Sigh.
December 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I dreamt of putting another apple in the fridge. Let’s go see if it happened in real life… No, still not Dreamstriding. Sigh.
I heart ignoring the garment’s washing instructions
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I heart ignoring the garment’s washing instructions
Lots of people say “I hope your pillow is warm” as a threat but I don’t understand. I like my pillow warm? I would rather it not be too chilly. And I would certainly never flip it over while in bed unless for an emergency
October 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Lots of people say “I hope your pillow is warm” as a threat but I don’t understand. I like my pillow warm? I would rather it not be too chilly. And I would certainly never flip it over while in bed unless for an emergency
Capitalism clouds and remixes the priorities of the species to a mostly negative effect
October 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Capitalism clouds and remixes the priorities of the species to a mostly negative effect
Spider fell into my jar of peanut butter overnight and died, sorrow. I had to scrape off the top layer of PB so I could make my sammy with no spiders (just how I like it)
September 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Spider fell into my jar of peanut butter overnight and died, sorrow. I had to scrape off the top layer of PB so I could make my sammy with no spiders (just how I like it)
Happy Birthday, Paul Goldschmidt :)
September 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Happy Birthday, Paul Goldschmidt :)
Shakespearean Tragedy, it really is, that the insects should be overlooked, excluded, barred entry at the gate to being known as our brothers and sisters
August 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Shakespearean Tragedy, it really is, that the insects should be overlooked, excluded, barred entry at the gate to being known as our brothers and sisters
Joy of eating a hotdog off the grill and shopping online for hats
August 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Joy of eating a hotdog off the grill and shopping online for hats
What’s y’all’s high score in the whiteout survival mobile game demo ads? I like to play them until I get at least 1000 of every resource or until the window crashes
August 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
What’s y’all’s high score in the whiteout survival mobile game demo ads? I like to play them until I get at least 1000 of every resource or until the window crashes
Incorrect. I am in the Milky Way galaxy jerking off and playing guitar and loving with my whole heart. Definitely not paying taxes.
July 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Incorrect. I am in the Milky Way galaxy jerking off and playing guitar and loving with my whole heart. Definitely not paying taxes.
I’m like the machine from Monsters ink that eats the doors like a paper shredder
July 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I’m like the machine from Monsters ink that eats the doors like a paper shredder
“Here’s how to make 10,000 pieces of art”
walks through an open field running my fingers over the grass, greeting the bugs and naming the birds
walks through an open field running my fingers over the grass, greeting the bugs and naming the birds
July 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
“Here’s how to make 10,000 pieces of art”
walks through an open field running my fingers over the grass, greeting the bugs and naming the birds
walks through an open field running my fingers over the grass, greeting the bugs and naming the birds
How upset do you have to be to dislike a YouTube video?
July 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
How upset do you have to be to dislike a YouTube video?
“Humiliation ritual” Everyone gets ritualistically humiliated, dipshit, it came free with your fucking caste system
July 8, 2025 at 6:13 AM
“Humiliation ritual” Everyone gets ritualistically humiliated, dipshit, it came free with your fucking caste system
Last night I went outside and a bug bited me on the leg.
July 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Last night I went outside and a bug bited me on the leg.
I THOUGHT ROUGE THE BAT WAS NAMED ROGUE. This whole time. I thought her name was Rogue The Bat.
March 14, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I THOUGHT ROUGE THE BAT WAS NAMED ROGUE. This whole time. I thought her name was Rogue The Bat.
My lats are inexplicably sore and I think I can say with some confidence now that I have developed tinnitus. On top of all this, the plastic zip seal on my large bag of animal crackers is critically misaligned and will not close. What is this world coming to?
March 11, 2025 at 9:10 AM
My lats are inexplicably sore and I think I can say with some confidence now that I have developed tinnitus. On top of all this, the plastic zip seal on my large bag of animal crackers is critically misaligned and will not close. What is this world coming to?