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Fireside Trent
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What am I that the cold Moon fosters, and the ardor of the Sun?
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Stephen Harper saying "We're only here for De Beers."
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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A little early mebbe for some but decorations are going up all over town and one should never deny one's Muse, eh?
DECK THE HALLS apologies to Thomas Oliphant “Deck the halls!” my drunk friends yammered ‘Tis the season to get hammered Drink we now our home-made rotgut Straight to gunned from merely half-cut Fa la la la la, la la la la See the glistening puke before us All at once we spew in chorus Tell my wife I’m in the slammer Or she’ll hit me with a hammer Fa la la la la, la la la la Passed out here in my own vomit Feeling now like day-old dog shit The walk o’ shame is all that’s pending While my weakness I’m defending Fa la la la la, la la la la!
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Can't remember where I got this, snagged it somewhere last February.
Pig face Trump. A real good P'shoop job. I think. Maybe it's AI, dunno.
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Ah, the goodle innercent daze of Internet 1.15.
Stag Beetle and Flamin' Hot Cheeto Puff under glass, $30.
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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HOW MUCH IS A TRILLION? A dollar a minute for one day = $1,400 A dollar a minute for a year = $525, 960 x2 years = just over a million dollars, $1,051,920 A BILLION = dollar a minute for two thousand years; $1,052,920,000. And you’ve got almost $52,000,000 left. A TRILLION = a dollar a minute for two million years, $1,051,920,000,000. And you’ve still got almost $52B (billion!) left, 103,840 years worth of a-dollar-a-minute accumulation.
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Fetchin Bones - Bad Pumpkin
November 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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That was no woman...
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Danielle Smith's head on a praying mantis.
November 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Trump instead of Jack Nicholson in the final shot of The Shining.
November 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Trump instead of Jack Nicholson in the final picture from The Shining.
November 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Frank Vignola & Jimmy Bruno.
October 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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One for The Ages.
Ayn Rand, Rand Paul and Paul Ran walk into a bar. The bartender serves them tainted alcohol because there are no regulations. They die.
October 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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The 13 different kinds of forks.
October 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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I don't know why but this makes me laugh every time. Snagged awhile ago from Imgur I think.
Two photos of a girl with her teeth felt penned out.
October 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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And righteous be thine aim..........
A legless man wearing an undershirt sitting in a wheel chair swings a sling loaded with a stone over his head.
September 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Liartown!
Two men in suits are praying with their hands on a leprechaun's head. Text across the photo reads "TOGETHER... we can make a difference!"
September 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Also booted from Tejaratchi's Liartown USA.
A photo of a house is captioned with "where the ghost of murdered idiot David Lee Sibbs might be haunting the wrong house."
September 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Sean Tejaratchi!
A kitten sits looking up next to a broken pencil on blank sheets of paper below text which reads "Grammar upholds linguistic forms of whiteness and power and excludes those who won't perform this culture."
September 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Mental_patient_being_treated_in_a_gyrating_chair
August 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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A send up of an old Rex Morgan comic. Rex tries to gain pity from an old female friend by using lines from old songs because he doesn't want to come right out and say that he has nowhere to go. In the end he is invited to stay in Lenore's boathouse for a few days.
August 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Was there life before cheese?
In the beginning there was nothing. Then the Head Cheese said "Let there be Curd," and in seven days created the Havarti, and the Emmenthal, and all things dairy from Asiago to Wensleydale (being the original Dominion Theorist), and realised he was not only a little constipated from taste testing, but lonely. So taking raw hunks of Limburger, Raclette and Gorgonzola slapped together a Man. Extracting a rib from it He created a Woman so he could have somebody to share recipes with. After seeing how Gouda things were going they created Pumpernickel, and together taking a bite liberally smudged with cultured butter in unison They exclaimed "If this isn't nice I don't know what is!"
August 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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And after much suffering and martyrdom in the name of The One aka DJ Cheeses along came a certain fabled anonymous John somebody to an underground club room in Patmos, NJ known colloquially as The Grotto (who is now widely credited with having penned the first chapter of The Lost Book Of Hallucinations). The sad tale of the Cheese Of The Nazarenes factored into the outlandish telling, but only as a tasty metaphorical topping consisting mainly of stale Chedda Balls and sauteed amanita mushrooms in a hasty roux of rancid lipid of rat, urine and leftover sawdust. And lo, the Dark Lord saw it was good enough for prime time and sent the recipe to His faithful servant Joel Osteen who air fried it into suppositories and distributed them to his parish saying “Partake of these in the name of The Cheeses”, implying warmly in his own smarmish fashion that they are mighty fine when placed between the cheek and bum. But regardless, blessed are the cheese makers. Especially the French for there is nothing out in the colonies quite like a nice imported camembert at this late juncture.
August 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Putin tells Trump that he is going to fuck him slow.
August 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Credit: pitchur scrammed from Boingboing's recent article about the Power Stick deodorant recall.
A young boy applies roll-on deodorant while saying "It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live."
August 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Oh, and...
Maga hat with 86-47 on the side.
August 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM