Having been CS gassed... CS reacts with water/ moisture. Get somewhere away from the CS and stand facing into the wind.

Later you may have it in your hair. It is preferable to wash it out of your hair using cold/luke warm water and don't let it run down to your nethers.

I mean who knows, but my suspicion is more that they were worried about consumer backlash

Wasn't sure I wanted to open bluesky this morning but now glad I did.

Hahaha, i'm feeling a burden of responsibility now. Probably should also note that it's better if the bagel is toasted...

Oh mate, you're so close. Try putting the mature cheddar cheese in the cinnamon and raisin bagel.

I like the aesthetic, but what's the theory behind the lines?

We think we can do better at christmas.