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hi i’m fire this is me —> 🔥 (woaw)
- band nerd (bassoon is the best instrument)
- shiny hunting addict (mmm sandwiches, iykyk)
- goober at times
random fact 18
October 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
random fact 16/17 (it’s 17 but the joke was made)

silent salt cookie obtained after only 16 pulls take that
September 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
found this at walmart one time
August 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
is this considered a shitposting account because i’m lowkey not sure
July 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
when jesus said “the” what did he mean 🤔🤔
July 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
it’s freedom’s birthday, now we’re like a quarter of the way to be how old britain is
July 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
like the band nerd i am i started writing a piece last year compiling a medley of super patriotic repertoire including Fanfare for the Common Man by Aaron Copland and the Stars and Stripes Forever by John Philip Sousa just because I WAS BORED

I then realized US’s 250th was next year 🤯🤯 wish me luck
June 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
June 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
watching the stanley cup final and they HAD to show that taylor swift and k*lce were there
June 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
this is NOT a coincidence bro 😭😭

speaking of books Unwind by Neal Shusterman is a BANGER and i highly recommend
June 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Reposted by Fire
What are you saying
June 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
guys the bible is REALLY long
June 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
June 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
random fact 16

ostriches have larger eyes than brains, do with that what you will
May 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
how do i have 31 followers 😭😭
alright alright random fact time, random fact 15! (i counted this time)

some famous Russian ballets today were VERY unpopular (such as the Rite of Spring and Swan Lake) when they first premiered but now they’re super famous & whatnot because of how difficult they are
May 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
a year ago bluesky wasn’t full of politics and now it is so it’s even more like twitter (nobody calls it X) but better
May 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
69th post
April 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
random fact i stopped counting a while ago

male sharks technically have two penises
April 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
did you guys know uhh wait hold on i have a script for this

random fact number number number i think

chicken jockey
April 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
we like fortnite we like fortnite
April 4, 2025 at 4:49 AM
putin has been fighting the small ass country of ukraine for a few years now and he’s only gained a few miles

also fun fact two months after the war started he had already lost more troops than the united states did after 20 years in iraq
March 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
this past election was really a choice between two poisons, and no i’m not just now realizing this

harris was a fucking useless dumbass and trump is an overbearing bully, and he’s a lot worse than the first time he was in office
March 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
ryan blaney pole feeds families
February 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
lebron
February 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
we got the college football championship, a national holiday, a new president, and a whole lot of executive orders yesterday

today we got SNOWSTORMS IN NORTH FLORIDA

which is more significant
January 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM