Prince of Fire
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Prince of Fire
@fireprince.bsky.social
· Nov 26
I'm very good with pain. #LEXX
PRINCE: We need to shed some weight.
*goons jump off the balloon in terror*
PRINCE: Thank you.
*goons jump off the balloon in terror*
PRINCE: Thank you.
December 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
PRINCE: We need to shed some weight.
*goons jump off the balloon in terror*
PRINCE: Thank you.
*goons jump off the balloon in terror*
PRINCE: Thank you.
PRINCE: I will agree to take you to Kai, if you will agree to help me destroy the planet Water using your ship, the LEXX.
STAN: Nonono, you said it yourself, you're not trustworthy.
PRINCE: True, but I never break my deals.
STAN: Nonono, you said it yourself, you're not trustworthy.
PRINCE: True, but I never break my deals.
December 24, 2025 at 9:35 AM
PRINCE: I will agree to take you to Kai, if you will agree to help me destroy the planet Water using your ship, the LEXX.
STAN: Nonono, you said it yourself, you're not trustworthy.
PRINCE: True, but I never break my deals.
STAN: Nonono, you said it yourself, you're not trustworthy.
PRINCE: True, but I never break my deals.
Some suffer in a world of heat and flames, and others luxuriate in a world of cool water and endless beauty.
December 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Some suffer in a world of heat and flames, and others luxuriate in a world of cool water and endless beauty.
It really is a matter of life and death.
December 23, 2025 at 9:35 AM
It really is a matter of life and death.
Xev is preventing you from getting your reward. But soon you will get another reward, one that you deserve.
December 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Xev is preventing you from getting your reward. But soon you will get another reward, one that you deserve.
XEV: We think Stan's life essence is here on Fire, and we want it back.
PRINCE: Stan's life essence is here, but you can't have it back.
XEV: Why not?
PRINCE: Because I have it.
XEV: Well then give it to us.
PRINCE: No!
PRINCE: Stan's life essence is here, but you can't have it back.
XEV: Why not?
PRINCE: Because I have it.
XEV: Well then give it to us.
PRINCE: No!
December 22, 2025 at 9:38 AM
XEV: We think Stan's life essence is here on Fire, and we want it back.
PRINCE: Stan's life essence is here, but you can't have it back.
XEV: Why not?
PRINCE: Because I have it.
XEV: Well then give it to us.
PRINCE: No!
PRINCE: Stan's life essence is here, but you can't have it back.
XEV: Why not?
PRINCE: Because I have it.
XEV: Well then give it to us.
PRINCE: No!
Make sure the balloons all stay out of range of Kai's weapon.
December 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Make sure the balloons all stay out of range of Kai's weapon.
PRINCE: That move reminds me of your personal history. You lost your life leading a hopeless attack against a well-defended enemy, did you not?
KAI: Yes. But this attack will allow me to recover that life.
KAI: Yes. But this attack will allow me to recover that life.
December 21, 2025 at 9:36 AM
PRINCE: That move reminds me of your personal history. You lost your life leading a hopeless attack against a well-defended enemy, did you not?
KAI: Yes. But this attack will allow me to recover that life.
KAI: Yes. But this attack will allow me to recover that life.
You only ever look out for yourself, right, Fifi? Tell the truth for once in your life. It could be the most important thing you ever say.
December 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
You only ever look out for yourself, right, Fifi? Tell the truth for once in your life. It could be the most important thing you ever say.
KAI: Where's Stanley Tweedle?
PRINCE: Here. Would you like to see him?
KAI: Yes, I would.
PRINCE: Then come with me.
PRINCE: Here. Would you like to see him?
KAI: Yes, I would.
PRINCE: Then come with me.
December 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
KAI: Where's Stanley Tweedle?
PRINCE: Here. Would you like to see him?
KAI: Yes, I would.
PRINCE: Then come with me.
PRINCE: Here. Would you like to see him?
KAI: Yes, I would.
PRINCE: Then come with me.
STAN: So this Hogtown place, is it dangerous?
PRINCE: No..Yes.
STAN: 😠
PRINCE: It's not their actions that kill you, but the process will certainly finish you off.
PRINCE: No..Yes.
STAN: 😠
PRINCE: It's not their actions that kill you, but the process will certainly finish you off.
December 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
STAN: So this Hogtown place, is it dangerous?
PRINCE: No..Yes.
STAN: 😠
PRINCE: It's not their actions that kill you, but the process will certainly finish you off.
PRINCE: No..Yes.
STAN: 😠
PRINCE: It's not their actions that kill you, but the process will certainly finish you off.
You only ever look out for yourself, right, Fifi? Tell the truth for once in your life. It could be the most important thing you ever say.
December 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
You only ever look out for yourself, right, Fifi? Tell the truth for once in your life. It could be the most important thing you ever say.
The people condemned to live down here do not have their own city, because they are the bad of the bad. The sick, the truly evil. Up until now, they only had each other to hunt down, until you came along and made things more interesting. For them you are fresh meat, a rare treat.
December 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The people condemned to live down here do not have their own city, because they are the bad of the bad. The sick, the truly evil. Up until now, they only had each other to hunt down, until you came along and made things more interesting. For them you are fresh meat, a rare treat.
The world of the living was never really a very good fit for me. Everyone else was alive, and I was not. I never really understood how things worked. But in a universe like this, the Other Zone, I know exactly who I am, and exactly what I can do.
December 16, 2025 at 9:35 AM
The world of the living was never really a very good fit for me. Everyone else was alive, and I was not. I never really understood how things worked. But in a universe like this, the Other Zone, I know exactly who I am, and exactly what I can do.
XEV: Prince! Am I dreaming?
PRINCE: What is a dream? What is reality?
PRINCE: What is a dream? What is reality?
December 15, 2025 at 9:35 AM
XEV: Prince! Am I dreaming?
PRINCE: What is a dream? What is reality?
PRINCE: What is a dream? What is reality?
PRINCE: Would you like to be alive again?
KAI: I do not have likes.
PRINCE: *chuckle* There you go.
KAI: I do not have likes.
PRINCE: *chuckle* There you go.
December 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
PRINCE: Would you like to be alive again?
KAI: I do not have likes.
PRINCE: *chuckle* There you go.
KAI: I do not have likes.
PRINCE: *chuckle* There you go.
PRINCE: Stanley, once you were willing to destroy the planet Water for the sake of a woman you thought you loved. Xev does love Kai - destroy it for her, as a gift.
XEV: No, we are not going to make a deal.
XEV: No, we are not going to make a deal.
December 13, 2025 at 9:34 AM
PRINCE: Stanley, once you were willing to destroy the planet Water for the sake of a woman you thought you loved. Xev does love Kai - destroy it for her, as a gift.
XEV: No, we are not going to make a deal.
XEV: No, we are not going to make a deal.
Make sure the balloons all stay out of range of Kai's weapon.
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Make sure the balloons all stay out of range of Kai's weapon.
You can choose your own happiness, or the happiness of people you have never known or met, and who will never thank you. I can give you happiness, Xev. I can fill the emptiness within you. Let Stanley do as he must.
December 11, 2025 at 9:32 AM
You can choose your own happiness, or the happiness of people you have never known or met, and who will never thank you. I can give you happiness, Xev. I can fill the emptiness within you. Let Stanley do as he must.
This game mirrors the larger game that you and I have been playing since we met, don't you think?
December 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
This game mirrors the larger game that you and I have been playing since we met, don't you think?
I see hate in your eyes. If you can hate me, you should be able to hate others. It's a small step for you to take. Take it, Xev. Be mine.
Xev: No.
Xev: No.
December 10, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I see hate in your eyes. If you can hate me, you should be able to hate others. It's a small step for you to take. Take it, Xev. Be mine.
Xev: No.
Xev: No.
You're dead because you've lost your conscious self- your spirit, your essence, whatever you want to call it. Your body is a biological machine doomed to wander the universe, not alive, and yet not fully dead- undead.
December 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
You're dead because you've lost your conscious self- your spirit, your essence, whatever you want to call it. Your body is a biological machine doomed to wander the universe, not alive, and yet not fully dead- undead.
I'm very good with pain.
December 9, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I'm very good with pain.
I see hate in your eyes. If you can hate me, you should be able to hate others. It's a small step for you to take. Take it, Xev. Be mine.
Xev: No.
Xev: No.
December 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I see hate in your eyes. If you can hate me, you should be able to hate others. It's a small step for you to take. Take it, Xev. Be mine.
Xev: No.
Xev: No.
I have waited for you forever. I knew that somehow, some day, you would come here. And until that day happened, I would never know true joy.
December 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I have waited for you forever. I knew that somehow, some day, you would come here. And until that day happened, I would never know true joy.