Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞
@firemanchris.bsky.social
[18+] Kinky former fireman married to
@elleqsabine. Spanker of naughty girls & affable kilt-wearing pervert. Professional chaos coordinator. Neurospicy GenX’er.
@elleqsabine. Spanker of naughty girls & affable kilt-wearing pervert. Professional chaos coordinator. Neurospicy GenX’er.
Grr…didn’t take a final photo out of the oven before serving, but here’s the final product. And it’s delicious. All the flavors melded so well. 😋
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Grr…didn’t take a final photo out of the oven before serving, but here’s the final product. And it’s delicious. All the flavors melded so well. 😋
Out of the oven after first hour and a half showing the start of the lovely brown crust, which was broken & then the chicken added back in. Now in the oven for the last hour and a half.
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Out of the oven after first hour and a half showing the start of the lovely brown crust, which was broken & then the chicken added back in. Now in the oven for the last hour and a half.
Aromatics removed, pork/sausage mixed in, and ready to go in the oven. Cooks for an hour and a half before the chicken gets added for the second hour and a half. Plus have to break the crust several times (tradition says 7 apparently) to let it brown up nicely on top.
November 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Aromatics removed, pork/sausage mixed in, and ready to go in the oven. Cooks for an hour and a half before the chicken gets added for the second hour and a half. Plus have to break the crust several times (tradition says 7 apparently) to let it brown up nicely on top.
Now sitting down for a few while the beans, onion, & aromatics (carrot, celery, a head of garlic, bay leaves & cloves) simmer in the stock. The aromatics will be fished out before the next step.
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Now sitting down for a few while the beans, onion, & aromatics (carrot, celery, a head of garlic, bay leaves & cloves) simmer in the stock. The aromatics will be fished out before the next step.
Drained most of the fat & deglazing the Dutch oven with the chopped onion to get all the fond up from the bottom - pure flavor.
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Drained most of the fat & deglazing the Dutch oven with the chopped onion to get all the fond up from the bottom - pure flavor.
Sausage browning. Could t find a “garlic sausage” like the recipe called for so using “sweet” Italian sausage.
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Sausage browning. Could t find a “garlic sausage” like the recipe called for so using “sweet” Italian sausage.
Beans soaked in brine overnight & ready to go in the stock with the aromatics once the meats are done. Also shown is the bowl of pork.
November 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Beans soaked in brine overnight & ready to go in the stock with the aromatics once the meats are done. Also shown is the bowl of pork.
Since it’s a cool rainy day, making another attempt at cassoulet. Using a different non-Instant Pot recipe this time that slow cooks in oven for 3 hours. Browned the pork shoulder & salt pork already with duck fat, now browning the chicken in the renderings (sausage to follow).
November 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Since it’s a cool rainy day, making another attempt at cassoulet. Using a different non-Instant Pot recipe this time that slow cooks in oven for 3 hours. Browned the pork shoulder & salt pork already with duck fat, now browning the chicken in the renderings (sausage to follow).
It’s a tritip night. Salsa-topped tonight in keeping with the Santa Maria tradition..even if it’s mashed potato instead of the traditional pinquito beans.
August 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It’s a tritip night. Salsa-topped tonight in keeping with the Santa Maria tradition..even if it’s mashed potato instead of the traditional pinquito beans.
Shrimp & grits was a success.
August 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Shrimp & grits was a success.
Then I put @elleqsabine.bsky.social over my knee because it’s good to be the Daddy. Plus she wore my favorite skirt of hers for my birthday. Can you tell why I love this skirt so much?
I was nice & only gave her 50 with my hand though, not the paddle.
I was nice & only gave her 50 with my hand though, not the paddle.
July 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Then I put @elleqsabine.bsky.social over my knee because it’s good to be the Daddy. Plus she wore my favorite skirt of hers for my birthday. Can you tell why I love this skirt so much?
I was nice & only gave her 50 with my hand though, not the paddle.
I was nice & only gave her 50 with my hand though, not the paddle.
Daughter ran to the grocery store. So I got an unexpected birthday spanking from @elleqsabine.bsky.social. 50 swats with the Miss Rose spalted hickory paddle.
July 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Daughter ran to the grocery store. So I got an unexpected birthday spanking from @elleqsabine.bsky.social. 50 swats with the Miss Rose spalted hickory paddle.
Birthday card from @elleqsabine.bsky.social. Though can attest that her heart is quite large & her butt is quite cute.
![The inside of the birthday card with the printed words “(It’s a lot bigger than my heart.)” and a note from my wife saying “Love you, [her name redacted]. (The card really says it all.)”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jrdbpxlguo2tdkf3gbivtasc/bafkreidapsiepmg4emdjf3klfmjaska6xzno4a6pf73bc5ohiuc7cuyd3i@jpeg)
July 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Birthday card from @elleqsabine.bsky.social. Though can attest that her heart is quite large & her butt is quite cute.
Wife gave me a big shop fan for father’s Day & I’m rather enjoying having it blowing on me as I recover from yardwork. 🥵
June 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Wife gave me a big shop fan for father’s Day & I’m rather enjoying having it blowing on me as I recover from yardwork. 🥵
Not sure if this is a life milestone, but I now own a pair of Birkenstock sandals. I’ve tried-on the classic two-strap/open-back Arizonas a couple times & didn’t like the lack of a heel strap. But they apparently started making a version called the Milano with a heel strap in ‘23 so got a pair.
June 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Not sure if this is a life milestone, but I now own a pair of Birkenstock sandals. I’ve tried-on the classic two-strap/open-back Arizonas a couple times & didn’t like the lack of a heel strap. But they apparently started making a version called the Milano with a heel strap in ‘23 so got a pair.
That first one is narrower than most - it’s the middle one in the collection bellow. I bought the bottom
One to get a more traditional shape. It’s heavier than the original due to more wood, but spreads the impact out more so feels different. Top is a clothes brush from a London gentleman’s club.
One to get a more traditional shape. It’s heavier than the original due to more wood, but spreads the impact out more so feels different. Top is a clothes brush from a London gentleman’s club.
June 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
That first one is narrower than most - it’s the middle one in the collection bellow. I bought the bottom
One to get a more traditional shape. It’s heavier than the original due to more wood, but spreads the impact out more so feels different. Top is a clothes brush from a London gentleman’s club.
One to get a more traditional shape. It’s heavier than the original due to more wood, but spreads the impact out more so feels different. Top is a clothes brush from a London gentleman’s club.
Daughter made strawberry shortcake with the biscuit shortcake recipe I discovered. Let’s see if she’s my daughter culinarily.
May 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Daughter made strawberry shortcake with the biscuit shortcake recipe I discovered. Let’s see if she’s my daughter culinarily.
Daughter went for a walk, so I got to put this neglected girl over my knee for a few minutes. Her panties looked so nice on her bottom that I had to warm the seat of them before I pulled them down & moved on to her bare buns. @elleqsabine.bsky.social
May 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Daughter went for a walk, so I got to put this neglected girl over my knee for a few minutes. Her panties looked so nice on her bottom that I had to warm the seat of them before I pulled them down & moved on to her bare buns. @elleqsabine.bsky.social
Got dinner from this Chinese place again. Tell daughter the story about fortune cookie coupon as she’s passing out the cookies army the end. Much incredulity & laughter.
Daughter gets normal fortune.
Wife gets normal fortune.
I get…50% off coupon this time. 🤪
Daughter gets normal fortune.
Wife gets normal fortune.
I get…50% off coupon this time. 🤪
May 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Got dinner from this Chinese place again. Tell daughter the story about fortune cookie coupon as she’s passing out the cookies army the end. Much incredulity & laughter.
Daughter gets normal fortune.
Wife gets normal fortune.
I get…50% off coupon this time. 🤪
Daughter gets normal fortune.
Wife gets normal fortune.
I get…50% off coupon this time. 🤪
Went to the local hole-in-the wall Chinese place for lunch today. Thought the fortune in my fortune cookie was a bit odd.
And then I turned it over & realized it was a coupon/ad for 3Day Blinds. 🙄
Signs of late-stage capitalism much?
And then I turned it over & realized it was a coupon/ad for 3Day Blinds. 🙄
Signs of late-stage capitalism much?
April 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Went to the local hole-in-the wall Chinese place for lunch today. Thought the fortune in my fortune cookie was a bit odd.
And then I turned it over & realized it was a coupon/ad for 3Day Blinds. 🙄
Signs of late-stage capitalism much?
And then I turned it over & realized it was a coupon/ad for 3Day Blinds. 🙄
Signs of late-stage capitalism much?
Ohh, I’ve done that too! Made this punishment form for a “spanked at school/spanked at home” scene with a friend, among others.
I made the form this shade of blue because it was the same as the “blue slips” my elementary school used for (non-corporal) disciplinary notices sent home to parents.
I made the form this shade of blue because it was the same as the “blue slips” my elementary school used for (non-corporal) disciplinary notices sent home to parents.
March 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Ohh, I’ve done that too! Made this punishment form for a “spanked at school/spanked at home” scene with a friend, among others.
I made the form this shade of blue because it was the same as the “blue slips” my elementary school used for (non-corporal) disciplinary notices sent home to parents.
I made the form this shade of blue because it was the same as the “blue slips” my elementary school used for (non-corporal) disciplinary notices sent home to parents.
Is the bottom switch turned on in your settings?
March 7, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Is the bottom switch turned on in your settings?
Got a big container of kimchi at Costco last week. Been enjoying it but wanted to try something different, so made a kimchi pancake (kimchi-jeon or kimchi-buchimgae) for breakfast. Very tasty!
February 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Got a big container of kimchi at Costco last week. Been enjoying it but wanted to try something different, so made a kimchi pancake (kimchi-jeon or kimchi-buchimgae) for breakfast. Very tasty!
Well, the 3 times I’ve done it I’ve gone with the obvious choice (for me). It’s always popular & usually on the bingo card, so I’m usually “in demand”.
For advice, I’d say go for something relatively comfortable if you’re topping as you can get pretty warm dishing out the spanks.
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For advice, I’d say go for something relatively comfortable if you’re topping as you can get pretty warm dishing out the spanks.
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February 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Well, the 3 times I’ve done it I’ve gone with the obvious choice (for me). It’s always popular & usually on the bingo card, so I’m usually “in demand”.
For advice, I’d say go for something relatively comfortable if you’re topping as you can get pretty warm dishing out the spanks.
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For advice, I’d say go for something relatively comfortable if you’re topping as you can get pretty warm dishing out the spanks.
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Instant Pot cassoulet
February 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Instant Pot cassoulet