I’ve made hundreds (thousands??) (no, just hundreds) of movie gifs over on tumblr but this is maybe my most popular one, which makes sense
September 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I’ve made hundreds (thousands??) (no, just hundreds) of movie gifs over on tumblr but this is maybe my most popular one, which makes sense
people keep asking me what my favorite crossword clue is so here you go, please stop asking
July 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
people keep asking me what my favorite crossword clue is so here you go, please stop asking
Letterboxd didn’t quite load properly and I gotta say, I could get used to this old school aesthetic
July 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Letterboxd didn’t quite load properly and I gotta say, I could get used to this old school aesthetic
GIFT IDEA: An emesis basin is an essential part of any well-equipped kitchen. It’s 2AM and you just extracted a bullet from your estranged brother’s shoulder. What are you gonna drop that bullet into? The good china? Please be serious.
June 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
GIFT IDEA: An emesis basin is an essential part of any well-equipped kitchen. It’s 2AM and you just extracted a bullet from your estranged brother’s shoulder. What are you gonna drop that bullet into? The good china? Please be serious.
Sometimes there’s a little extra peanut butter on the knife and I’ll lick it off and literally every time I do that I think of this
June 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Sometimes there’s a little extra peanut butter on the knife and I’ll lick it off and literally every time I do that I think of this
oh my god they rebooted The Three Investigators, this is either going to be the best thing that ever happened to me or the worst…..eh it’ll probably somehow be both
June 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
oh my god they rebooted The Three Investigators, this is either going to be the best thing that ever happened to me or the worst…..eh it’ll probably somehow be both
Shout out to MacPaint, the only good app, and the original fonts, we as a society lost an entire mode of communication when San Francisco fell out of favor (it was never in favor)
May 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Shout out to MacPaint, the only good app, and the original fonts, we as a society lost an entire mode of communication when San Francisco fell out of favor (it was never in favor)
FYI this gif gets a lot of use in my work slack
May 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
FYI this gif gets a lot of use in my work slack
![A horrible gif I made that says YEAH I USE A.I. and then it explains that A stands for Actual and I stands for IEat My Bal—[rest of phrase is cut off]. The background is from the ET Atari game.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4jwwv44xuiykaffrg6ld5h7u/bafkreicj3l43skro7c7e6bkez7dyau5rhslrmnwiseyinqldzuddhnypua@jpeg)
To paraphrase Donald Sutherland in JFK: I can’t tell you the shockwaves this product sent along the corridors of middle school in 1985
April 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
To paraphrase Donald Sutherland in JFK: I can’t tell you the shockwaves this product sent along the corridors of middle school in 1985
well i will never pass up the chance to post this
April 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
well i will never pass up the chance to post this
A film that takes place where you’re from.
April 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
A film that takes place where you’re from.
This exclamation point can rot in hell. Is it excited my inbox is empty? Is it alarmed no one is writing me? Why is it expressing any reaction at all? I am not exaggerating when I say it is emblematic of the pure evil that flows through the diseased veins of every tech product ever foisted upon th
April 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This exclamation point can rot in hell. Is it excited my inbox is empty? Is it alarmed no one is writing me? Why is it expressing any reaction at all? I am not exaggerating when I say it is emblematic of the pure evil that flows through the diseased veins of every tech product ever foisted upon th
If you want to hang out I’ll be here all afternoon, looking at every single CD before deciding on a Helmet album from the bargain bin.
March 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If you want to hang out I’ll be here all afternoon, looking at every single CD before deciding on a Helmet album from the bargain bin.
just pounded this and wrote a 7000-word meditation on identity, memory, grief, work, and family. it fucken sucked!!!!
March 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
just pounded this and wrote a 7000-word meditation on identity, memory, grief, work, and family. it fucken sucked!!!!
I was going to spend this Sunday afternoon dreading the week ahead but then I listened to this instead.
March 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I was going to spend this Sunday afternoon dreading the week ahead but then I listened to this instead.
It was actually pure coincidence that I happened to watch the most Irish movie that ever Irish’d on St. Patrick’s Day (apologies to @pierce.bsky.social if there is a more Irish movie) (I haven’t seen Rattle and Hum) (jk of course I have)
March 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It was actually pure coincidence that I happened to watch the most Irish movie that ever Irish’d on St. Patrick’s Day (apologies to @pierce.bsky.social if there is a more Irish movie) (I haven’t seen Rattle and Hum) (jk of course I have)
MY PROMISE TO YOU: My novel is 80,000 words and not one of them is “smirk”
March 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
MY PROMISE TO YOU: My novel is 80,000 words and not one of them is “smirk”
anyone else rub this on their gums back in the day
March 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
anyone else rub this on their gums back in the day