Beth C-131
@firehorsemomma.bsky.social
My name isn't Beth, I just really like this version of her from Rick & Morty. Feels timely.
We all paced and chanted something. Sorry we couldn't manifest a win.
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
We all paced and chanted something. Sorry we couldn't manifest a win.
Sean deserves a wing-free holiday. Maybe spicy mashed potatoes?
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Sean deserves a wing-free holiday. Maybe spicy mashed potatoes?
I'm trying to stay awake for the Chiefs game, but I'm half in a food coma.😂
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I'm trying to stay awake for the Chiefs game, but I'm half in a food coma.😂
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!
I once had a deep-fried turkey at a Friendsgiving, and now turkey any other way is just depressingly tasteless.
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I once had a deep-fried turkey at a Friendsgiving, and now turkey any other way is just depressingly tasteless.
You're way more than $100 funny, but you're also kind and want more ppl to have access to see you live. You're a gem!
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
You're way more than $100 funny, but you're also kind and want more ppl to have access to see you live. You're a gem!
Ben & Eileen Dover.
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Ben & Eileen Dover.
She had her husband's friends, fellow cops, eat the murder weapon...while they wondered aloud where the weapon might be. Genius!
November 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
She had her husband's friends, fellow cops, eat the murder weapon...while they wondered aloud where the weapon might be. Genius!
I wish I could've seen my face when I scraped off the dirt. True treasure.
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I wish I could've seen my face when I scraped off the dirt. True treasure.
You may be the one person who could appreciate that I found this at my grandparent's farm over 35 years ago.
November 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
You may be the one person who could appreciate that I found this at my grandparent's farm over 35 years ago.
I'm not saying I touch green objects in random antique malls while whispering, "OZ", but I'm not saying I don't.
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I'm not saying I touch green objects in random antique malls while whispering, "OZ", but I'm not saying I don't.
As a Cancer, I feel this.
October 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
As a Cancer, I feel this.
The people who live close to the Grand Canyon never visit the Grand Canyon. I get it.
October 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The people who live close to the Grand Canyon never visit the Grand Canyon. I get it.