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Mother of Men | Damn Yankee in the Deep South | Philadelphia Union Fan | Introvert | Former Singer | Workaholic | Needs a Sarcasm Font | 🔵
Mother of Men | Damn Yankee in the Deep South | Philadelphia Union Fan | Introvert | Former Singer | Workaholic | Needs a Sarcasm Font | 🔵
Welp, I figured I’d have at least until January to dust off my favorite meme…thanks Amy for giving it an early start.
December 17, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Welp, I figured I’d have at least until January to dust off my favorite meme…thanks Amy for giving it an early start.
I’ll be 50 in January. In all those years, I’ve never had an injury requiring stitches. Tonight, I tripped over this big idiot in the dark and busted open my chin on the hardwood floor. A damn dog injury. 😂
December 7, 2024 at 1:21 AM
I’ll be 50 in January. In all those years, I’ve never had an injury requiring stitches. Tonight, I tripped over this big idiot in the dark and busted open my chin on the hardwood floor. A damn dog injury. 😂
He’s always happy to have his photo taken. Or not.
December 2, 2024 at 1:00 AM
He’s always happy to have his photo taken. Or not.
Day 1: It begins. Every year, on the day after Thanksgiving, my neighbor begins their outdoor Christmas decorating. They don’t stop until every inch is covered. It’s a marathon not a sprint.
November 29, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Day 1: It begins. Every year, on the day after Thanksgiving, my neighbor begins their outdoor Christmas decorating. They don’t stop until every inch is covered. It’s a marathon not a sprint.
Y’all can keep your football. If it’s Thanksgiving, it’s The Godfather trilogy for me. 🦃
November 28, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Y’all can keep your football. If it’s Thanksgiving, it’s The Godfather trilogy for me. 🦃
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 28, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
I’m 100% certain these two headlines are completely unrelated.
November 27, 2024 at 12:52 PM
I’m 100% certain these two headlines are completely unrelated.
We need a design contest for the inevitable fake military costume Trump will wear at some point. I’m thinking in the style of Muammar Gaddafi but with lots of gold medals.
November 27, 2024 at 11:50 AM
We need a design contest for the inevitable fake military costume Trump will wear at some point. I’m thinking in the style of Muammar Gaddafi but with lots of gold medals.
Fortunately, there’s plenty of delicious options to choose from!
November 23, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Fortunately, there’s plenty of delicious options to choose from!
Mr. Chunk is such a noble beast.
November 20, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Mr. Chunk is such a noble beast.
I just keep picturing this. We have our own Kim Jung Un now. You know a picture like this will be splashed all over the damn place.
November 19, 2024 at 10:33 PM
I just keep picturing this. We have our own Kim Jung Un now. You know a picture like this will be splashed all over the damn place.
He looks just like Mr. Chunk!
November 18, 2024 at 11:54 PM
He looks just like Mr. Chunk!
Too many to choose from!!
November 18, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Too many to choose from!!