Char Mander
@fire-sass-type.bsky.social
Eorzea's spiciest Dalamud popoto breaks out of tumblr, saves the world, and sasses everyone and everything along the way.
Also lots of fourth wall puncturing, let's have fun.
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Also lots of fourth wall puncturing, let's have fun.
Profile banner by the lovely https://linktr.ee/bmurphyart
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Char Mander
@fire-sass-type.bsky.social
· Aug 14
This is MY pool party with MY boyfriends and you were NOT INVITED!
Fire / Sass
#WoLQOTD
Ive been deep in the pokemon mines recently so how bout this.
If your character was a pokemon, what would their typing be?
Would they have a mega evolution that changes their typing?
Ive been deep in the pokemon mines recently so how bout this.
If your character was a pokemon, what would their typing be?
Would they have a mega evolution that changes their typing?
October 27, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Fire / Sass
YESSS! I can finally throw dungeon trash at you people!
August 16, 2025 at 6:49 AM
YESSS! I can finally throw dungeon trash at you people!
Holy shit, his hair jiggles! GUYS COME CHECK THIS OUT!
August 16, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Holy shit, his hair jiggles! GUYS COME CHECK THIS OUT!
Palace of the Dead (Sexy).
August 16, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Palace of the Dead (Sexy).
Sass in the alt text.
August 16, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Sass in the alt text.
Me too, Cid. Me, too.
August 16, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Me too, Cid. Me, too.
I regret to inform you that your uh… cabbage? Has fallen in the line of duty.
August 16, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I regret to inform you that your uh… cabbage? Has fallen in the line of duty.
Sass in the alt text.
August 16, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Sass in the alt text.
ALWAYS FUCKIN' GOTTA RAG ON THE SMELL, DON’CHA? You think I ENJOY having to go a week without bathing?
August 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
ALWAYS FUCKIN' GOTTA RAG ON THE SMELL, DON’CHA? You think I ENJOY having to go a week without bathing?
Who the fuck did you think it was, little man!?
August 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Who the fuck did you think it was, little man!?
August 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I LIKE THIS GUY.
August 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I LIKE THIS GUY.
See this? This is what I do to NPCs that give me a hard time. I get my chocobo to shit on their paperwork.
August 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
See this? This is what I do to NPCs that give me a hard time. I get my chocobo to shit on their paperwork.
This one time, at band camp, I shoved an oboe down someone’s throat.
August 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This one time, at band camp, I shoved an oboe down someone’s throat.
Look, asshole, this isn’t Taming of the Shrew. We have a deadline and you’re getting in the way of that.
August 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Look, asshole, this isn’t Taming of the Shrew. We have a deadline and you’re getting in the way of that.
I told you giving her the good stuff was a bad idea. Now you’re gonna have to bring her home like this and explain it to her mom.
August 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I told you giving her the good stuff was a bad idea. Now you’re gonna have to bring her home like this and explain it to her mom.
Nah, it’s cool, seriously; he’s not half as stupid as the people I run Sastasha with.
August 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Nah, it’s cool, seriously; he’s not half as stupid as the people I run Sastasha with.
Don’t be mad because I’m taller than you. Be mad because I’m color-coordinated better than you.
August 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Don’t be mad because I’m taller than you. Be mad because I’m color-coordinated better than you.
See? I told you he was full of shit.
August 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
See? I told you he was full of shit.
Shoulda thought about that before, dumbass.
August 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Shoulda thought about that before, dumbass.
You can’t seriously have believed this asshole, right? I mean look at him. HE IS WEARING BONDAGE GEAR AND A STRAW HAT.
August 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
You can’t seriously have believed this asshole, right? I mean look at him. HE IS WEARING BONDAGE GEAR AND A STRAW HAT.
I’m sorry, I can’t take you even remotely seriously with that outfit. I know blind kobolds that dress better.
August 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I’m sorry, I can’t take you even remotely seriously with that outfit. I know blind kobolds that dress better.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE WILDLIFE ON THIS ISLAND? This thing could probably eat me for a SNACK!
August 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE WILDLIFE ON THIS ISLAND? This thing could probably eat me for a SNACK!
Teleportation can be awkward sometimes.
August 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Teleportation can be awkward sometimes.
The FUCK you just call me?
August 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The FUCK you just call me?