why is my son more photogenic than me.

working and making small talk while the world outside is collapsing feels so dystopian.

suchhh a sucker for a ship dynamic where one character is yearning hard and the other character is pretending not to notice despite yearning just as hard if not worse

Me whenever my coworkers bring up Yellowjackets.

I need someone to talk to about how Hozier coded Gale Dekarios is because I’ve got many thoughts and many feelings.

Update: wife is now obsessed with themberchaud and tabaxi. One step closer to getting her to agree to playing with me.

wife is making lasagna and then I’m subjecting her to the dungeons & dragons movie even though she knows nothing about d&d cuz she loves me that much.

(she’s making garlic bread too, chat.)

let’s figure out how this app works because I need to stop using meta.