I am so tired of living through historic times. Can we reset the simulation back to 2000?

Someone needs to invent a blanket that doesn't let you pin a long side corner and pull the short corner next to it, so that the short side becomes the long side

I feel like I know too much and the scrum master death squads are after me now

I don't know what kind of train of thought do you have to have, to match someone on Tinder, message them, and unmatch before they even have a chance to reply 💀

I know I'm ugly but you don't have to be rude about it...