tyler
@fir3wizard.bsky.social
Movies & Malfeasance
Here’s what I watch, read, and listen to!
Here’s what I watch, read, and listen to!
They’ve gotten to Zoe Saldaña’s Wikipedia page…
March 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
They’ve gotten to Zoe Saldaña’s Wikipedia page…
The best conversation I’ve ever had with my father.
December 12, 2024 at 3:26 AM
The best conversation I’ve ever had with my father.
Me: I got my ticket to see ‘Kraven the Hunter’
BF: Oh yeah?
Me: I will be j*****g off in the theater
BF: Well you’ll have lots of room
BF: Oh yeah?
Me: I will be j*****g off in the theater
BF: Well you’ll have lots of room
December 11, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Me: I got my ticket to see ‘Kraven the Hunter’
BF: Oh yeah?
Me: I will be j*****g off in the theater
BF: Well you’ll have lots of room
BF: Oh yeah?
Me: I will be j*****g off in the theater
BF: Well you’ll have lots of room
Thankful for Nicole Kidman this holiday season.
December 9, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Thankful for Nicole Kidman this holiday season.
Now watching ‘Gladiator II’
November 29, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Now watching ‘Gladiator II’
Important things happening
November 29, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Important things happening
‘THE SEED OF THE SACRED FIG’ (2024)
Shot in secret, and you see that in the end result. However, the director blends fiction with real shots of protests in Tehran to make it that much more convincing when the plot devolves into chaos in the end.
Shot in secret, and you see that in the end result. However, the director blends fiction with real shots of protests in Tehran to make it that much more convincing when the plot devolves into chaos in the end.
November 29, 2024 at 6:52 PM
‘THE SEED OF THE SACRED FIG’ (2024)
Shot in secret, and you see that in the end result. However, the director blends fiction with real shots of protests in Tehran to make it that much more convincing when the plot devolves into chaos in the end.
Shot in secret, and you see that in the end result. However, the director blends fiction with real shots of protests in Tehran to make it that much more convincing when the plot devolves into chaos in the end.
Made a roux for my Mac n cheese
November 28, 2024 at 7:14 AM
Made a roux for my Mac n cheese
Idgaf - if you don’t think this should’ve won Best Picture, you probably lack a beating heart.
God bless you James Cameron.
God bless you James Cameron.
November 28, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Idgaf - if you don’t think this should’ve won Best Picture, you probably lack a beating heart.
God bless you James Cameron.
God bless you James Cameron.
Life sucks but Sister Olivia Colman (of Our Lady of Perpetual Servitude) will save me.
November 27, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Life sucks but Sister Olivia Colman (of Our Lady of Perpetual Servitude) will save me.
‘MOANA 2’ (2024)
I’ve always said that Lin-Manuel Miranda will one day pay for his crimes. I never thought one of them would be not returning for a sequel.
With boring songs, annoying sidekicks, and a convoluted plot, this is one of the worst kinds of movies of all - a bland one. Looks pretty tho!
I’ve always said that Lin-Manuel Miranda will one day pay for his crimes. I never thought one of them would be not returning for a sequel.
With boring songs, annoying sidekicks, and a convoluted plot, this is one of the worst kinds of movies of all - a bland one. Looks pretty tho!
November 27, 2024 at 5:20 AM
‘MOANA 2’ (2024)
I’ve always said that Lin-Manuel Miranda will one day pay for his crimes. I never thought one of them would be not returning for a sequel.
With boring songs, annoying sidekicks, and a convoluted plot, this is one of the worst kinds of movies of all - a bland one. Looks pretty tho!
I’ve always said that Lin-Manuel Miranda will one day pay for his crimes. I never thought one of them would be not returning for a sequel.
With boring songs, annoying sidekicks, and a convoluted plot, this is one of the worst kinds of movies of all - a bland one. Looks pretty tho!
The Minecraft movie opening their trailer with this joke…
Hope they paid out
Hope they paid out
November 26, 2024 at 11:17 PM
The Minecraft movie opening their trailer with this joke…
Hope they paid out
Hope they paid out
WATCHED:
‘JUROR NO. 2’ (2024)
Clint Eastwood torturing bisexuals everywhere by making them pick between Toni Collette and Chris Messina.
I love a courtroom drama, and the layers here were intriguing. The ending was superb but this also contains the worst line reading of the year…
‘JUROR NO. 2’ (2024)
Clint Eastwood torturing bisexuals everywhere by making them pick between Toni Collette and Chris Messina.
I love a courtroom drama, and the layers here were intriguing. The ending was superb but this also contains the worst line reading of the year…
November 26, 2024 at 5:47 PM
WATCHED:
‘JUROR NO. 2’ (2024)
Clint Eastwood torturing bisexuals everywhere by making them pick between Toni Collette and Chris Messina.
I love a courtroom drama, and the layers here were intriguing. The ending was superb but this also contains the worst line reading of the year…
‘JUROR NO. 2’ (2024)
Clint Eastwood torturing bisexuals everywhere by making them pick between Toni Collette and Chris Messina.
I love a courtroom drama, and the layers here were intriguing. The ending was superb but this also contains the worst line reading of the year…
WATCHED:
‘RAIN MAN’ (1988)
It’s obvious why this has been referenced and parodied to death. The premise is interesting, even if the film has become more infamous for the conversations it’s started than its content.
‘RAIN MAN’ (1988)
It’s obvious why this has been referenced and parodied to death. The premise is interesting, even if the film has become more infamous for the conversations it’s started than its content.
November 22, 2024 at 8:05 PM
WATCHED:
‘RAIN MAN’ (1988)
It’s obvious why this has been referenced and parodied to death. The premise is interesting, even if the film has become more infamous for the conversations it’s started than its content.
‘RAIN MAN’ (1988)
It’s obvious why this has been referenced and parodied to death. The premise is interesting, even if the film has become more infamous for the conversations it’s started than its content.
WATCHED:
‘FLOW’ (2024)
Beautifully animated in every frame. But it’s the story of an unlikely group trauma bonding that keeps you invested beyond the gorgeous imagery.
‘FLOW’ (2024)
Beautifully animated in every frame. But it’s the story of an unlikely group trauma bonding that keeps you invested beyond the gorgeous imagery.
November 22, 2024 at 8:04 PM
WATCHED:
‘FLOW’ (2024)
Beautifully animated in every frame. But it’s the story of an unlikely group trauma bonding that keeps you invested beyond the gorgeous imagery.
‘FLOW’ (2024)
Beautifully animated in every frame. But it’s the story of an unlikely group trauma bonding that keeps you invested beyond the gorgeous imagery.
WATCHED:
‘THE LAST EMPEROR’ (1987)
Really hits on the silliness of having an Emperor, especially when said Emperor is 4 years old. Beautiful gowns!
‘THE LAST EMPEROR’ (1987)
Really hits on the silliness of having an Emperor, especially when said Emperor is 4 years old. Beautiful gowns!
November 22, 2024 at 8:02 PM
WATCHED:
‘THE LAST EMPEROR’ (1987)
Really hits on the silliness of having an Emperor, especially when said Emperor is 4 years old. Beautiful gowns!
‘THE LAST EMPEROR’ (1987)
Really hits on the silliness of having an Emperor, especially when said Emperor is 4 years old. Beautiful gowns!
Nice, it was my 400th!
November 21, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Nice, it was my 400th!
WATCHED:
‘WICKED’ (2024)
With fantastic production design and some decent (yet questionable at the end) VFX work, a legendary world is made a reality. The two leads crush it! Excited to see again with a less rowdy audience.
‘WICKED’ (2024)
With fantastic production design and some decent (yet questionable at the end) VFX work, a legendary world is made a reality. The two leads crush it! Excited to see again with a less rowdy audience.
November 21, 2024 at 7:42 AM
WATCHED:
‘WICKED’ (2024)
With fantastic production design and some decent (yet questionable at the end) VFX work, a legendary world is made a reality. The two leads crush it! Excited to see again with a less rowdy audience.
‘WICKED’ (2024)
With fantastic production design and some decent (yet questionable at the end) VFX work, a legendary world is made a reality. The two leads crush it! Excited to see again with a less rowdy audience.
WATCHED:
‘SHREK 2’ (2004)
I’ve seen this movie countless times and Human Shrek takes my breath away every. single. time.
‘SHREK 2’ (2004)
I’ve seen this movie countless times and Human Shrek takes my breath away every. single. time.
November 21, 2024 at 7:39 AM
WATCHED:
‘SHREK 2’ (2004)
I’ve seen this movie countless times and Human Shrek takes my breath away every. single. time.
‘SHREK 2’ (2004)
I’ve seen this movie countless times and Human Shrek takes my breath away every. single. time.
WATCHED:
‘PARIS, TEXAS’ (1984)
A beautiful and surreal ode to the west and those that pass through. What starts as a mystery unfolds into a tense family drama told in the most idyllic way. I was enrapt!!
‘PARIS, TEXAS’ (1984)
A beautiful and surreal ode to the west and those that pass through. What starts as a mystery unfolds into a tense family drama told in the most idyllic way. I was enrapt!!
November 21, 2024 at 7:37 AM
WATCHED:
‘PARIS, TEXAS’ (1984)
A beautiful and surreal ode to the west and those that pass through. What starts as a mystery unfolds into a tense family drama told in the most idyllic way. I was enrapt!!
‘PARIS, TEXAS’ (1984)
A beautiful and surreal ode to the west and those that pass through. What starts as a mystery unfolds into a tense family drama told in the most idyllic way. I was enrapt!!
WATCHED:
‘OUT OF AFRICA’ (1985)
The kind of movie with quotes like “Lord Delamere, may I present Baroness Blixen.” And then Robert Redford says something folksy and relatable. And then a posh white lady runs a farm with only black people tending the crops. Not for me, however picturesque it was.
‘OUT OF AFRICA’ (1985)
The kind of movie with quotes like “Lord Delamere, may I present Baroness Blixen.” And then Robert Redford says something folksy and relatable. And then a posh white lady runs a farm with only black people tending the crops. Not for me, however picturesque it was.
November 20, 2024 at 4:44 AM
WATCHED:
‘OUT OF AFRICA’ (1985)
The kind of movie with quotes like “Lord Delamere, may I present Baroness Blixen.” And then Robert Redford says something folksy and relatable. And then a posh white lady runs a farm with only black people tending the crops. Not for me, however picturesque it was.
‘OUT OF AFRICA’ (1985)
The kind of movie with quotes like “Lord Delamere, may I present Baroness Blixen.” And then Robert Redford says something folksy and relatable. And then a posh white lady runs a farm with only black people tending the crops. Not for me, however picturesque it was.
WATCHED:
‘AMADEUS’ (1984)
The next in my quest to watch every Best Picture winner this year - a masterful not-so-biopic that makes you feel the jealousy as it permeates through the screen.
I can’t stop hearing that giggle in the back of my brain.
‘AMADEUS’ (1984)
The next in my quest to watch every Best Picture winner this year - a masterful not-so-biopic that makes you feel the jealousy as it permeates through the screen.
I can’t stop hearing that giggle in the back of my brain.
November 19, 2024 at 4:24 AM
WATCHED:
‘AMADEUS’ (1984)
The next in my quest to watch every Best Picture winner this year - a masterful not-so-biopic that makes you feel the jealousy as it permeates through the screen.
I can’t stop hearing that giggle in the back of my brain.
‘AMADEUS’ (1984)
The next in my quest to watch every Best Picture winner this year - a masterful not-so-biopic that makes you feel the jealousy as it permeates through the screen.
I can’t stop hearing that giggle in the back of my brain.
WATCHED:
‘GLORIA’ (1980)
John Cassavetes gets more narrative structure in his later years, but this one is mainly a child actor repeating the same three lines and Gena Rowlands shooting people. I enjoyed the latter!!
‘GLORIA’ (1980)
John Cassavetes gets more narrative structure in his later years, but this one is mainly a child actor repeating the same three lines and Gena Rowlands shooting people. I enjoyed the latter!!
November 19, 2024 at 4:22 AM
WATCHED:
‘GLORIA’ (1980)
John Cassavetes gets more narrative structure in his later years, but this one is mainly a child actor repeating the same three lines and Gena Rowlands shooting people. I enjoyed the latter!!
‘GLORIA’ (1980)
John Cassavetes gets more narrative structure in his later years, but this one is mainly a child actor repeating the same three lines and Gena Rowlands shooting people. I enjoyed the latter!!
READ:
‘NIGHTBITCH’ (2021)
A story of a new mother with perhaps the worst toddler in the world, as she occasionally transforms into a dog. Thoughtful and more succinct than you might guess - the writing is superb! Some important musings on motherhood but the messaging gets a repetitive by the end.
‘NIGHTBITCH’ (2021)
A story of a new mother with perhaps the worst toddler in the world, as she occasionally transforms into a dog. Thoughtful and more succinct than you might guess - the writing is superb! Some important musings on motherhood but the messaging gets a repetitive by the end.
November 18, 2024 at 4:18 PM
READ:
‘NIGHTBITCH’ (2021)
A story of a new mother with perhaps the worst toddler in the world, as she occasionally transforms into a dog. Thoughtful and more succinct than you might guess - the writing is superb! Some important musings on motherhood but the messaging gets a repetitive by the end.
‘NIGHTBITCH’ (2021)
A story of a new mother with perhaps the worst toddler in the world, as she occasionally transforms into a dog. Thoughtful and more succinct than you might guess - the writing is superb! Some important musings on motherhood but the messaging gets a repetitive by the end.