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Aborted tumblr post voice: I would’ve loved to flop…. If I existed…
October 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Aborted tumblr post voice: I would’ve loved to flop…. If I existed…
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aborted post: ....i would've loved to flop
October 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
aborted post: ....i would've loved to flop
Chris McClaine voice: Total Forcefem Island!!!
August 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Chris McClaine voice: Total Forcefem Island!!!
Why did I transition? Well here in America they make white boys play that funky music til they die
June 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Why did I transition? Well here in America they make white boys play that funky music til they die
So fucked up being older today. I've had a whole year to get used to my age and now I have to remember a different number. Fucked up...
May 30, 2025 at 11:19 AM
So fucked up being older today. I've had a whole year to get used to my age and now I have to remember a different number. Fucked up...
I think as a society we are only a few years out from actually putting someone into The Truman Show
May 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I think as a society we are only a few years out from actually putting someone into The Truman Show
I pray that our children's hands will know thumb peace, not war
May 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I pray that our children's hands will know thumb peace, not war
My new bug spray called On! That actually attracts more bugs to you
April 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My new bug spray called On! That actually attracts more bugs to you
Comic book character who is deaf but also has fourth wall breaking powers so they can just read the speech bubbles
April 24, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Comic book character who is deaf but also has fourth wall breaking powers so they can just read the speech bubbles
Nopony wants to work anymore
April 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Nopony wants to work anymore
Whoever came up with the idea for dragons must have been sick as hell. Like, yeah what if lizards were big as shit and could fly
April 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Whoever came up with the idea for dragons must have been sick as hell. Like, yeah what if lizards were big as shit and could fly
Cost almost as much to file my taxes as I'm getting back, except now I'm down $200 for a month while I wait
April 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Cost almost as much to file my taxes as I'm getting back, except now I'm down $200 for a month while I wait
Made the greatest chicken I've ever eaten and then immediately got food poisoning. I am being punished for my hubris
April 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Made the greatest chicken I've ever eaten and then immediately got food poisoning. I am being punished for my hubris
Genuinely one of the best Game Changer episodes in ages. Vic may not have won the game but they've won my heart
April 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Genuinely one of the best Game Changer episodes in ages. Vic may not have won the game but they've won my heart
HRT is so funny because now I can take photos like this
April 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
HRT is so funny because now I can take photos like this
I finally have a working fucking cellphone, and on trans day of visibility no less
March 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I finally have a working fucking cellphone, and on trans day of visibility no less
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butch lesbian hex maniac
September 3, 2024 at 6:02 AM
butch lesbian hex maniac
It feels like for the last month the government has been run by a YouTube comments section
February 27, 2025 at 12:15 PM
It feels like for the last month the government has been run by a YouTube comments section
No one told me breaks in NY were 45 minutes, now I just gotta sit here
February 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
No one told me breaks in NY were 45 minutes, now I just gotta sit here
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She pied the way I piper
February 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
She pied the way I piper
The bat signal is such a funny concept. How does a city have so much crime that they need to cut a custom piece in the shape of Batman's logo to contact him
February 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The bat signal is such a funny concept. How does a city have so much crime that they need to cut a custom piece in the shape of Batman's logo to contact him
Fucked up at my job as a guy dropping off a delivery looks exactly like Danny Devito, like spot fucking on. Genuinely scared me
February 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Fucked up at my job as a guy dropping off a delivery looks exactly like Danny Devito, like spot fucking on. Genuinely scared me
Thinking about the escape room at my local mall that bankrupted itself so hard they held a liquidation sale of every prop used in it
February 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Thinking about the escape room at my local mall that bankrupted itself so hard they held a liquidation sale of every prop used in it
Bought a bag of sturdy chicken and the bag is like 80% with almost no chicken in it. I counted up and in a 1 lb bag there were 8 total pieces
February 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Bought a bag of sturdy chicken and the bag is like 80% with almost no chicken in it. I counted up and in a 1 lb bag there were 8 total pieces
16 days until I move and with every day I grow more restless
February 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
16 days until I move and with every day I grow more restless