people on threads complaining the parade broadcast has too many commercials. girl you are watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade on NBCUniversal Comcast Peacock, where all the floats have always been “United healthcare’s sugar plum fairies” with a lip synced performance by rick astley’s nephew

feel like I’m turning into the dead cockroach I saw in the Costco parking lot the other day. Very Costcoesque.

I’m hearing reports Bluesky is back

I got a minor brain injury that prevents me from spending too much time on internet right around the same time that everyone started switching to bluesky, what’s the vibe over here these days?

Hey just wanted to let you know your order is ready on the counter at blue bottle

all the swifties are learning about football and buying travis kelce jerseys, I took things a step further by getting an actual concussion

they should invent a smoothie that is salty (don’t say soup)

the new sign for a woman in crisis isn’t getting bangs it’s have 6 different Notes app notes about how to start a morning routine

Red-pilled, blue-pilled, nah son I’m lactaid-pilled

When it’s time to do the wave at a sporting event

MFA Twigs

Party’s over (my husband got a bluesky invite)

“Girl dinner” this, “girl dinner” that. What about “marketer lunch” ?

Yet another app for me to threaten to start a newsletter on