Someone needs to get Walken on Hot Ones asap

Anyway, there’s more I could say but I’m just getting mad. Will leave with this: the Lemon/Musk interview is not at all surprising but it is alarming when you realize that he is the foremost capitalist, to some a modern sci-fi icon and is simply an arrogant, racist liar with financial backing. 7/end

Oh and then the whole pissbaby, “take my ball and go home” vibe when he finally realized it wasn’t going at all well. Elon flipped pretty friggen quick into “You are my enemy and pro-censorship and anti-America” mode. Classic Straw Man. I wonder if he can define that? 6/?

And oh my god, when Elon was just spitting completely fictional Great Replacement/anti-DEI talking points to Lemon, a person of colour. Kudos to Lemon for staying calm, what a pro, I think I might have hit him with my chair like a WWE wrestler. 5/?

The asshole couldn’t even produce a workable definition of woke when pressed, even though he spends all fucking day railing against it online. All the intelligence and emotional maturity of a damp rag. Why do people think this guy’s a genius, again? 4/?

The way Elon scoffed when Lemon said “studies show…” buddy you are ostensibly a scientist- hate to break it to you, but studies are how we do science? Like studies are community notes but peer reviewed? I get the concept of “following the funding” when thinking critically, but DUDE. 3/?

I guffawed when he insisted Cybertruck was their best product and then was like “ROCKETS IN THE NEXT ONE LOL”. That seemed to be the only time in the interview that he genuinely engaged and he was just spinning more lies. Where are the self-driving taxis you promised like 6+ years ago, Elon? 2/?

Maybe I should make a workout playlist with the battle songs. “Do push-ups like a Draugr is chasing you”