Who tf does my roommate think she is??? Like b*tch, I’m not putting away your dishes, those are yours.

Bro, why is kms looking more and more tempting each day I work here?

lol, I shaved my head

I don’t wanna go in my house

Not my roommate texting me to change the shower head when she’s like 35 and perfectly capable of doing it herself.

So apparently I just wasted another year of my life… fucking awesome

Did y’all know that clownfish are protandrous hermaphrodites, which basically means they can change their gender. Like they’re all born male but can change into female, and in fact the female is the highest rank. All clownfish want to be able to be the dominant female.

We’re only 26 days in and I already wish this year never happened.

I need a place to just scream

Haha never mind I was just having a mental breakdown

I think I’m gonna have to move back home…

Crap 😣 I have to open for the first time tomorrow so that means I need to fall asleep now so I can still get 8 hours of sleep but I’m not tired yet 😭😭

Y’all, I’m bout to crash out. This is the second time my roommates did not restock toilet paper after using the last one. The closet that has the toilet paper is literally right there!! How hard is it to restock?!?

Y’all ever just wake up and remember that there are over 500 species of sharks
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Anywayssss, I’m gonna go watch a video about the goblin shark

I can’t wait to move out of this place