idea 7: and then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like ‘booblahboo’
January 11, 2025 at 9:57 AM
idea 7: and then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like ‘booblahboo’
idea 6: become a made in chelsea influencer or a real housewive so i can start describing each fart i do as a ‘fragrance release party’
January 11, 2025 at 9:57 AM
idea 6: become a made in chelsea influencer or a real housewive so i can start describing each fart i do as a ‘fragrance release party’
idea 5: everyone else to never again call it ‘jacking/jilling off’ and to call it ‘downstairs whack attack’ like a normal adult
January 11, 2025 at 9:57 AM
idea 5: everyone else to never again call it ‘jacking/jilling off’ and to call it ‘downstairs whack attack’ like a normal adult
idea 4: tell my contemporaries and elders that ‘mukbang’ is zoomer for anal
January 11, 2025 at 9:57 AM
idea 4: tell my contemporaries and elders that ‘mukbang’ is zoomer for anal
idea 3: refer to sunglasses as ‘eyesicles’ (thought up while watching the matrix)
January 11, 2025 at 9:57 AM
idea 3: refer to sunglasses as ‘eyesicles’ (thought up while watching the matrix)
idea 2: ‘have more fun’ with my chronic gut pain by referring to diarrhoea as ‘nasty fasty anal blasty’
January 11, 2025 at 9:57 AM
idea 2: ‘have more fun’ with my chronic gut pain by referring to diarrhoea as ‘nasty fasty anal blasty’
idea 1: a sandwich that i called the dippin’ dappin’ meat be happ’nin’
January 11, 2025 at 9:57 AM
idea 1: a sandwich that i called the dippin’ dappin’ meat be happ’nin’
(i’m averaging abt 2 ideas per year so far)
January 11, 2025 at 9:57 AM
(i’m averaging abt 2 ideas per year so far)
the projectiles are the many many mushrooms on my inferior breakfast
November 28, 2023 at 9:06 PM
the projectiles are the many many mushrooms on my inferior breakfast
anyway, long story short: i didn’t update this app and it stopped working for weeks then i got stung by a wasp
October 10, 2023 at 3:14 PM
anyway, long story short: i didn’t update this app and it stopped working for weeks then i got stung by a wasp
e.g., the wasp won’t be going around whining on about how they had to sting a me today (nor will they do anything ever again, they’re dead, i destroyed them)
October 10, 2023 at 3:10 PM
e.g., the wasp won’t be going around whining on about how they had to sting a me today (nor will they do anything ever again, they’re dead, i destroyed them)
like, out of me and any wasp, who’s the bigger problem for everything
October 10, 2023 at 3:08 PM
like, out of me and any wasp, who’s the bigger problem for everything