to be fair the ratios for baking is so much easier than 563ml of water to 532g of flour and I use cups for baking A LOT. And despite some weird practice (corn syrup which you can switch for sugar based syrups) American Cake culture is pretty amazing. Chiffon sponge a standout.

* until the capped £1,75 Hackney to Hackney journeys come in.

I can’t take artistic photos for the life of me but I will try later.

What you hating about it?

Yeah, your ears would be SINGING

Where on your calf? I have had backs and outer side, and I swear I was out for a few minutes when I had my side done...

FEELS LIKE NEGATIVE SEVEN. No.

I heard ribs is horrible.

I had to have quite a few breaks with my thighs. When they were doing the inner thigh lines I was like, how can I sweat any more 🥲. Funny other places I’ve nearly fallen asleep.

Stunnnnn. Hope it didn’t hurt too much. That bit of thigh is 🤯

Been learning how to paint uPVC and appliances, so you can make things match and look better without big investment. Game changer.

Nice shorts what brand.

Oh Jaysus. Yeah have only done a few weeks but the window and sea spray can be very constant.

Is this winter one or two? God speed.

He made tiramisu martinis on the weekend which were.

Not co star. Dont make me get bullied by the stars.

I am coming with petrol.

FUCKING PERONI