Holy cow! Leonardo Dicaprio playing a Frank Dreben type Bruce Wayne!! *Put a happy ending there and it'll write itself I swear. All we need, all we need is some trick photography!
*The Vandals ~ "I've got an idea for a movie"
*The Vandals ~ "I've got an idea for a movie"
December 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Holy cow! Leonardo Dicaprio playing a Frank Dreben type Bruce Wayne!! *Put a happy ending there and it'll write itself I swear. All we need, all we need is some trick photography!
*The Vandals ~ "I've got an idea for a movie"
*The Vandals ~ "I've got an idea for a movie"
Zendaya as Catwoman turning in a THEE-atrical performance. This is but one of many reasons to seek the life of an esteemed, lucrative cartoonist. On account of being able to express that hilarious thought through the fine art of visual communication.
December 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Zendaya as Catwoman turning in a THEE-atrical performance. This is but one of many reasons to seek the life of an esteemed, lucrative cartoonist. On account of being able to express that hilarious thought through the fine art of visual communication.
I’ve decided to nickname my chair Tiny Tim. On account of one of the wheels relying on a crutch. Merry Christmas!
December 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I’ve decided to nickname my chair Tiny Tim. On account of one of the wheels relying on a crutch. Merry Christmas!
I’m holding out hope that “Avengers: Doomsday” actually centers around Judge Doom.
December 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I’m holding out hope that “Avengers: Doomsday” actually centers around Judge Doom.
Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture is over 15 minutes which made me realize I only like the part of that piece played during Muppet 3D’s finale. Actually, I would rather watch Muppet 3D to get to that part than listen to the entire 1812 Overture.
December 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture is over 15 minutes which made me realize I only like the part of that piece played during Muppet 3D’s finale. Actually, I would rather watch Muppet 3D to get to that part than listen to the entire 1812 Overture.
Christmas time is when I miss elementary school busy work the most. I made a mean cotton ball snowman. My glue control was bar none the best by any 8 year old, ever.
December 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Christmas time is when I miss elementary school busy work the most. I made a mean cotton ball snowman. My glue control was bar none the best by any 8 year old, ever.
Nothing like a license renewal notice to make me question whether I really want to drive anymore.
December 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Nothing like a license renewal notice to make me question whether I really want to drive anymore.
Originally, The Jackson 5 Christmas song was going to go like this: I saw Tito eating Totino’s and drinking Tito’s. They also briefly entertained “I saw LaToya in La Jolla.”
December 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Originally, The Jackson 5 Christmas song was going to go like this: I saw Tito eating Totino’s and drinking Tito’s. They also briefly entertained “I saw LaToya in La Jolla.”
Spotify claims my listening age is 100. Apparently that’s what Ray Noble, Mika and Eminem average out to be.
December 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Spotify claims my listening age is 100. Apparently that’s what Ray Noble, Mika and Eminem average out to be.
How cool would it be to see "Dr. Bombay presents A Funky Christmas"?! Mister Dobalina tries to steal Christmas but Deltron and the Hieroglyphics gang need to save the day!
December 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
How cool would it be to see "Dr. Bombay presents A Funky Christmas"?! Mister Dobalina tries to steal Christmas but Deltron and the Hieroglyphics gang need to save the day!
I get a real kick out of seeing the "Subnautica" thumbnail slowly, make its way up my hours played list. Like some sort of deep, dwelling leviathan.
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I get a real kick out of seeing the "Subnautica" thumbnail slowly, make its way up my hours played list. Like some sort of deep, dwelling leviathan.
Watch AI turn out to be the employee that can sweet talk the boss but doesn't actually do anything and is a net negative but the boss freakin' loves 'em for some reason.
December 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Watch AI turn out to be the employee that can sweet talk the boss but doesn't actually do anything and is a net negative but the boss freakin' loves 'em for some reason.
E-books not going on sale today is certainly a choice. Grim Friday.
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
E-books not going on sale today is certainly a choice. Grim Friday.
Follow up to the previous follow up: I'm about to watch a 7 and half a hour "Castlevania" retrospective. Noice.
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Follow up to the previous follow up: I'm about to watch a 7 and half a hour "Castlevania" retrospective. Noice.
Follow up: decades later, I finally learned the name of the brilliant composer of a keystone childhood memory. Her name is Michiru Yamane.
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Follow up: decades later, I finally learned the name of the brilliant composer of a keystone childhood memory. Her name is Michiru Yamane.
I like autocorrect when it changes "music who did" to "do you mean composer?!"
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I like autocorrect when it changes "music who did" to "do you mean composer?!"
Link isn’t mute. The citizens of Hyrule are self absorbed jerks that never let him talk.
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Link isn’t mute. The citizens of Hyrule are self absorbed jerks that never let him talk.
A part of me is happy with the sudden, at least from my perspective, up tick in youtube personalities hawking hawt sawce. Other specific parts of me are not happy about it.
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
A part of me is happy with the sudden, at least from my perspective, up tick in youtube personalities hawking hawt sawce. Other specific parts of me are not happy about it.
What do you do about a Wookie with 3 balls? You walk him and pitch to the Rodian.
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
What do you do about a Wookie with 3 balls? You walk him and pitch to the Rodian.
If Adobe's subscription service is so great then why do they have to advertise so much?! Follow for more surface level hot takes.
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
If Adobe's subscription service is so great then why do they have to advertise so much?! Follow for more surface level hot takes.
“The Last Dragon” deserves the “Cobra Kai” treatment.
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
“The Last Dragon” deserves the “Cobra Kai” treatment.
It's boggling my mind how drunk the stork gets delivering babies. Yet the parents are so overjoyed with their blessing that they overlook the clearly inebriated bird and in fact ply him with more liquor!
November 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It's boggling my mind how drunk the stork gets delivering babies. Yet the parents are so overjoyed with their blessing that they overlook the clearly inebriated bird and in fact ply him with more liquor!
You ever rename a computer file to what you believe to be funnier than the current one and you lean back and go, "Crushin' it."?
November 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
You ever rename a computer file to what you believe to be funnier than the current one and you lean back and go, "Crushin' it."?
I'm sorry about that previous outburst. I'm just salty because since childhood, I've always wanted to go see "The Nutcracker Suite" but instead had to endure hours of cops avenging the murders of someone. Lot of drug lords. Sooooo many drug lords in those movies.
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I'm sorry about that previous outburst. I'm just salty because since childhood, I've always wanted to go see "The Nutcracker Suite" but instead had to endure hours of cops avenging the murders of someone. Lot of drug lords. Sooooo many drug lords in those movies.
Wait a minute! Were 1980/90s American martial art movies meant to be ballet for fellers that just "don't go in fir that sorta thing."?! Great. Now I have to figure out how to edit "Black Swan" over Jeff Speakman fight scenes.
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Wait a minute! Were 1980/90s American martial art movies meant to be ballet for fellers that just "don't go in fir that sorta thing."?! Great. Now I have to figure out how to edit "Black Swan" over Jeff Speakman fight scenes.