There would be, if you were still a member of British Empire (or commonwealth). Assuming he hadn't spent decades working in impoverished charity sector, a bung to the finances of any political party might do the trick!
Rebel in haste
Repent at leisure

I would agree with your enjoyment that comes with being a lone knitter but for me:
a) ability on display was inspiring
b) one team volunteering to help another was opposite of competitive

Before crowbars were invented, crows had to drink at home.

While Press Gazette bang on about the £1.5m invested in our three companies over 8 years, they play down the revenues of £7-8m we’ve paid for journalist, films and festivals for journalism. It seems a mite churlish given the problems of funding journalism these days

Don't you live in Hong Kong?

I am an old Brit, and I had no idea. Thank you for asking the question

Sorry, 9.45

At Your Own Peril starts tomorrow, 11.00, Radio 4, 15 minute episodes

Any idea what speed those blighters were doing?