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Sam "Kid Carloman" Asterion
@finitejoy.bsky.social
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Spry, with a profound knowledge of the river (She/her)
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S Tier Dad sports take
Me: What are your thoughts on the Blue Jays? Think they can grab the title? Dad: No! Cheering for the Dodgers. Blow Jay's ruined 1992 & 1993 for me! Me: Haha! Well, we'll have to see what happens Dad: Once a Tigers fan, always a Tigers fan!
October 31, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Strigoi Loose
The protective iron bars on a grave have fallen, allowing evil spirits contained within to walk free amongst weak men. Not even God can save them now.
August 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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August Triptych
Audiobook screenshot On Mysticism by Jorge Luis Borges Guinea pigs Fronk, Sidon, and Beedle during cage clean time Pensive Marc Bolan
August 8, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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I couldn't be more pleased with my new tattoo of Marc Bolan riding a skateboard. If you are in Toronto, check out @mending.moon___ on Insta - she is so awesome!
A photo of T. Rex singer and Briths Glam Rock icon, Marc Bolan, in a pink shirt with yellow letters spelling MARC and orange pants riding a skateboard My tattoo of the image of beautiful Marc Bolan riding a skateboard!
July 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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How It's Made, ballpoint pens shot
A photograph of the show How It's Made on a television, showing the production of ballpoint pens.
June 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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I gotta get this
Cover of a book: Iconophages: A history of Ingesting Images By Jérémie Koering
May 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Outdoor classroom starter pack
5 logs and a chalkboard
Starting at $9,800
Add from OutClass for an outdoor class starter pack consisting of 5 logs and a chalkboard for the starting price of $9,800
May 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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My pulp / my paper
A plastic bin with pinkish orange paper pulp floating in water Sheets of dry paper in a light pink colour
April 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Grandma is Santa's Little Helpering it outta here
A guinea pig squeezing her face through the bars of the cage compared with Simpsons images of Santa's Little Helper going T-1000 to escape the car window
April 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Kaspar Hauser ass government
A news headline reading: Economic situation is a 'self-inflicted wound' says former U.S. treasury secretary
April 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Another recent find in the same genre as USSA:

Teenocracy

I can find no information on the author, except that there is another guy named Robert Shirley that is a Satanist and has a podcast.
Book: Teenocracy by Robert Shirley Tagline: Not just wild in the streets, but wild everywhere! The back of Teenocracy with some pithy slogan like descriptions of Teenocracy, most importantly describing the Teen Test, which is also Russian Roulette for gov't officials.
April 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Here's the table of contents and i think most are included!
The table of contents of IPTSF, page 1 The table of contents of IPTSF, page 2
April 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Incredible find at the 2nd hand store: Introductory Psychology through Science Fiction
A vintage textbook: Introductory Psychology through Science Fiction The image on the cover is of a human from a top down perspective, with a cut out showing their brain. Little human figures are running about the machinary of the brain.
April 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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About to get into a procurement scandal of my own...
An image of a bag of Miss Vickie's Sweet & Spicy Ketchup flavour potato chips.
March 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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What timing for find this book at the thrift store!

The U.S.A. becomes U.S.S.A, the police state. A rebellion to take back the country starts with Ohio high schooler, Eddie Ludlow. A character only known as "Denim Guy" delivers a great hack line.
A photo of a book with a beefy young man with beatles-esque shaggy brown hair in a ripped white shirt with an American flag on it tucked into belted blue jeans U.S.S.A Book I It is 1996. The fight to save America has just begun A U.S.S.A. book synopsis The USA has become a police state and high schooler Eddie Ludlow has decided to "stand up to the new governmemt before America was lost." A page of the book detailing a get away of the main character and another character called, "Denim Guy". "You're nuts, kid. But you're all right. Welcome back to the U.S. of A."
March 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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I'll just note this is in reference to the time they found WW dead two days before GHog's day and put a taxidermied white ghog in a coffin. I wish WW no ill will!
Some solemn fellows around an untreated pinewood coffin with a taxidermied white groundhog on red fabric is displayed inside
March 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Ontario, i am sorry about your election results.

I didnt get the buy-in needed to run my candidate,
Dead Wiarton Willie.
A photo of a pencil sketch on white paper with Wiarton Willie in a coffin with a "vote" circle and check mark and flowers around him. The stylized campaign slogan underneath reads Wiarton Willie 25
February 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Sidon and Fronk request additional treats between designated green pepper and cucumber times
Sidon sticking his nose through the bars and Fronk with a cute little mouth open expression. They want additional treats.
February 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Please help me understand how AI might disrupt beekeeping...🐝
A LinkedIn post by Stats Can about bee keepers and bee colonies in Canada. The first comment on the beekeeping stats is, "Curious if AI will be a disruptor for this profession"
February 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Let's keep RELIGION out of my 27 Bug Mania Lenticular Valentines!
Photo of a box labeled "27 Bug Mania Lenticular Valentines" with pics of a big spider, caterpillar, and honey bee on a purple paint-splashed background The back of the box of Valentines shows a sample signed Valentine To: Isaac From: Genesis
January 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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A white guinea pig in a cage standing with the vinyl record of Steely Dan's Aja beside her
January 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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The boys have the expression of a cherub mixed with a goober that is always endearing! ❤️
A photo of two handsome guinea pigs looking into camera with their faces tilted up and their lips slightly parted.
December 13, 2024 at 10:10 PM
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Moroccan Lentil soup. This recipe is now behind the paywall at Epicurious, but this lady took screen shots last year!
Pic of a delicious bowl of soup in a cheerful bowl. A spoon is holding some soup, ready to be supped upon
December 10, 2024 at 1:47 AM
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Fry from Futurama's hand hold a note that says I. C. Wiener 405 W. A photo of the freezer section at the grocery store. Someone has left a box of Trojan Bareskin condoms inside the freezer
December 3, 2024 at 2:19 AM
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We need some Bat Boy updates!
It's Bat Boy!!!
November 29, 2024 at 7:43 PM