Rick McClelland
@findingwitsend.com
Comedian. Writer. Emmy-Award Winning Filmmaker/Editor. Check out my twice monthly comedy newsletter:
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Wedding season is upon us and so it’s time we all decided: what would be the absolute worst songs to walk down the aisle to? I’ll start:
Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter by Iron Maiden
Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter by Iron Maiden
June 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Wedding season is upon us and so it’s time we all decided: what would be the absolute worst songs to walk down the aisle to? I’ll start:
Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter by Iron Maiden
Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter by Iron Maiden
i think i’m just going to let the haters win because i’m also my biggest hater.
checkmate, haters, i win (but i’m not happy about it, god i hate this)
checkmate, haters, i win (but i’m not happy about it, god i hate this)
May 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
i think i’m just going to let the haters win because i’m also my biggest hater.
checkmate, haters, i win (but i’m not happy about it, god i hate this)
checkmate, haters, i win (but i’m not happy about it, god i hate this)
“Clean as a whistle”
oh, the thing that everybody spits into? great
oh, the thing that everybody spits into? great
May 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
“Clean as a whistle”
oh, the thing that everybody spits into? great
oh, the thing that everybody spits into? great
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I hear that #ShamelessSelfpromoWednesday is a thing, so here's a #writersLift for you. Post your links as comments and repost or quote!
#writingCommunity #booksky #writersOfBluesky
#writingCommunity #booksky #writersOfBluesky
a man says " hope to hear from you soon " while looking out a window
Alt: Tim Robinson in ITYSL says "Hope to hear from you soon" before exiting the cafe
media.tenor.com
April 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I hear that #ShamelessSelfpromoWednesday is a thing, so here's a #writersLift for you. Post your links as comments and repost or quote!
#writingCommunity #booksky #writersOfBluesky
#writingCommunity #booksky #writersOfBluesky
I’m having trouble selling my cursed cast iron pan on Facebook Marketplace. Hoping that the audacious folk of Substack Notes will be a bit more adventurous. I am weary of my kitchen being engulfed in hellfire.
March 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I’m having trouble selling my cursed cast iron pan on Facebook Marketplace. Hoping that the audacious folk of Substack Notes will be a bit more adventurous. I am weary of my kitchen being engulfed in hellfire.
I’m now on the job and dating markets at the same time.
Frankly, I should have standing to sue America because this is 100% cruel and unusual punishment.
Frankly, I should have standing to sue America because this is 100% cruel and unusual punishment.
February 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’m now on the job and dating markets at the same time.
Frankly, I should have standing to sue America because this is 100% cruel and unusual punishment.
Frankly, I should have standing to sue America because this is 100% cruel and unusual punishment.
Hi, my name is Forrest, Forrest Gump. This week I:
1 - Went running
2 - Became a shrimpin’ boat captain
3 - Met three different presidents
4 - Said goodbye to my very good best friend, Bubba
5 - Took Jenn-ay back where she belongs: GREENBOW, ALABAMA
1 - Went running
2 - Became a shrimpin’ boat captain
3 - Met three different presidents
4 - Said goodbye to my very good best friend, Bubba
5 - Took Jenn-ay back where she belongs: GREENBOW, ALABAMA
February 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Hi, my name is Forrest, Forrest Gump. This week I:
1 - Went running
2 - Became a shrimpin’ boat captain
3 - Met three different presidents
4 - Said goodbye to my very good best friend, Bubba
5 - Took Jenn-ay back where she belongs: GREENBOW, ALABAMA
1 - Went running
2 - Became a shrimpin’ boat captain
3 - Met three different presidents
4 - Said goodbye to my very good best friend, Bubba
5 - Took Jenn-ay back where she belongs: GREENBOW, ALABAMA
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If you've ever interacted with me, you may be entitled to compensation.
Read about one of my many painfully awkward networking stories today:
www.findingwitsend.com/p/networking...
Read about one of my many painfully awkward networking stories today:
www.findingwitsend.com/p/networking...
Networking: My Personal Horror Story
An awkward tale of professional humiliation
www.findingwitsend.com
February 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If you've ever interacted with me, you may be entitled to compensation.
Read about one of my many painfully awkward networking stories today:
www.findingwitsend.com/p/networking...
Read about one of my many painfully awkward networking stories today:
www.findingwitsend.com/p/networking...
I don’t know why we limit Halloween to only one month when I’m out here getting ghosted year-round.
February 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I don’t know why we limit Halloween to only one month when I’m out here getting ghosted year-round.
Greek Mythological Figures Answer Dating Prompts
Hercules - My Love Language is:
Acts of Service. I’m known round the world for my dedication in performing the Twelve Labours. My ideal partner will be just as driven to atone for the murder of their own spouse.
Hercules - My Love Language is:
Acts of Service. I’m known round the world for my dedication in performing the Twelve Labours. My ideal partner will be just as driven to atone for the murder of their own spouse.
February 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Greek Mythological Figures Answer Dating Prompts
Hercules - My Love Language is:
Acts of Service. I’m known round the world for my dedication in performing the Twelve Labours. My ideal partner will be just as driven to atone for the murder of their own spouse.
Hercules - My Love Language is:
Acts of Service. I’m known round the world for my dedication in performing the Twelve Labours. My ideal partner will be just as driven to atone for the murder of their own spouse.
Next on our sample list we have a varietal from the Caquetá jungle region of Colombia, known for its odorless smell and instant kick.
Colombian President Gustavo Petro said during a government meeting that cocaine is “not worse than whiskey” and that it's only illegal because it comes from Latin America.
Colombia’s president: Legalize cocaine, it’s no worse than whiskey
Global drug trafficking could be “easily dismantled” if coke was “sold like wine,” according to the Latin American leader.
ow.ly
February 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Next on our sample list we have a varietal from the Caquetá jungle region of Colombia, known for its odorless smell and instant kick.
Just launched my new series, As Seen On Dating Apps!
It starts with my profile creation.
How does one stand out in a crowded world filled with too much information? The way we have ever since Bill Gates got out of that garage.
Powerpoint.
www.findingwitsend.com/p/as-seen-on...
It starts with my profile creation.
How does one stand out in a crowded world filled with too much information? The way we have ever since Bill Gates got out of that garage.
Powerpoint.
www.findingwitsend.com/p/as-seen-on...
As Seen On Dating Apps #1
Crafting the perfect dating profile
www.findingwitsend.com
February 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Just launched my new series, As Seen On Dating Apps!
It starts with my profile creation.
How does one stand out in a crowded world filled with too much information? The way we have ever since Bill Gates got out of that garage.
Powerpoint.
www.findingwitsend.com/p/as-seen-on...
It starts with my profile creation.
How does one stand out in a crowded world filled with too much information? The way we have ever since Bill Gates got out of that garage.
Powerpoint.
www.findingwitsend.com/p/as-seen-on...
Frankly, if I’m gonna be abducted, I’d prefer that little slice of time from 7:34-8:12AM.
I'm sick and tired of broad daylight and the dead of night hogging all the coverage. Carry me off in the narrow daylight.
I'm sick and tired of broad daylight and the dead of night hogging all the coverage. Carry me off in the narrow daylight.
January 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Frankly, if I’m gonna be abducted, I’d prefer that little slice of time from 7:34-8:12AM.
I'm sick and tired of broad daylight and the dead of night hogging all the coverage. Carry me off in the narrow daylight.
I'm sick and tired of broad daylight and the dead of night hogging all the coverage. Carry me off in the narrow daylight.
The biggest mistake we’ve made as a society was removing all the trolls from beneath our bridges and giving them internet access.
True trolls yearn for the bygone days of babbling brooks.
True trolls yearn for the bygone days of babbling brooks.
January 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The biggest mistake we’ve made as a society was removing all the trolls from beneath our bridges and giving them internet access.
True trolls yearn for the bygone days of babbling brooks.
True trolls yearn for the bygone days of babbling brooks.
Given the evidence so far, I can only conclude I’m here for both a bad time and a long one.
The deadliest combo.
The deadliest combo.
January 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Given the evidence so far, I can only conclude I’m here for both a bad time and a long one.
The deadliest combo.
The deadliest combo.
The inimitable duality of the beauties and horrors of the Internet, all succinctly summed in Mr. Wyatt’s unhinged review of the classic Dr. Seuss work, One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.
January 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The inimitable duality of the beauties and horrors of the Internet, all succinctly summed in Mr. Wyatt’s unhinged review of the classic Dr. Seuss work, One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.
Have we tried just making Low Fructose Corn Syrup? Seems like that could be healthier.
idk, just spitballing for my interview with the new Department of Health, seems like something they'd come up with
idk, just spitballing for my interview with the new Department of Health, seems like something they'd come up with
January 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Have we tried just making Low Fructose Corn Syrup? Seems like that could be healthier.
idk, just spitballing for my interview with the new Department of Health, seems like something they'd come up with
idk, just spitballing for my interview with the new Department of Health, seems like something they'd come up with
Imagine being the man told to defend his woman from this monstrosity. Wad of paper towels got nothing. I’m not sure I could finish the job with my 2016 Hyundai Accent.
What method of attack are we thinking? Bonus points if your plan would work millions of years ago when it was ruling our nightmares
What method of attack are we thinking? Bonus points if your plan would work millions of years ago when it was ruling our nightmares
January 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Imagine being the man told to defend his woman from this monstrosity. Wad of paper towels got nothing. I’m not sure I could finish the job with my 2016 Hyundai Accent.
What method of attack are we thinking? Bonus points if your plan would work millions of years ago when it was ruling our nightmares
What method of attack are we thinking? Bonus points if your plan would work millions of years ago when it was ruling our nightmares
“I’m just SO desperate”
- Man to woman, coffee shop speed dating
(hold it together, man)
- Man to woman, coffee shop speed dating
(hold it together, man)
January 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
“I’m just SO desperate”
- Man to woman, coffee shop speed dating
(hold it together, man)
- Man to woman, coffee shop speed dating
(hold it together, man)
If we aren’t supposed to put all our eggs in one basket, why aren’t they sold separately at the store? Somebody is lying to us.
January 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
If we aren’t supposed to put all our eggs in one basket, why aren’t they sold separately at the store? Somebody is lying to us.
New goal: get rich enough to dedicate an entire park bench to a beloved pet
January 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
New goal: get rich enough to dedicate an entire park bench to a beloved pet
New excuse for my entire personality just dropped. I’m like this because it’s my hobby everyone!
January 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
New excuse for my entire personality just dropped. I’m like this because it’s my hobby everyone!
I love when everyone at the community pool gets to hear the Ozempic commercial because the guy blaring his speaker is too cheap to pay for Spotify premium.
April 6, 2024 at 9:05 PM
I love when everyone at the community pool gets to hear the Ozempic commercial because the guy blaring his speaker is too cheap to pay for Spotify premium.