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Mike
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For $1 million per day in perpetuity, we can reduce carjacking.

The problem with fascism is that it’s unaffordable.
August 31, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It's worse than that. She said "he did nothing concerning around her."
August 7, 2025 at 10:46 AM
If our past Presidents were dumb, why was Trump the one that got played by Bibi?
June 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It's hard to find hard-working people, I guess...
June 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
And a cutie!
May 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Arab Force One?
May 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Arab Force One?
May 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
And all law enforcement officers should be screened, pass a test and have training. ICE shouldn't be recruiting from the militias.
May 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The entire country switched from leaded gas to unleaded but we didn't do it in 90 days...
May 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
How many fetuses are in one dose?
May 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I was planning to do some double-blind studies in my kitchen this weekend. Any tips?
May 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
If his tariffs are inflationary enough, $200,000 per year will be the new minimum wage.
April 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The only people who wear a $40,000 Rolex and carry $3,000 in cash are Mafia Capos.
April 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Bill Maher has it all locked up.
April 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
You HATED Darth Vader but then you cheered when he saved Luke Skywalker. How hypocritical!
April 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Sending people into the mines to power AI and cryptocurrency farms sounds like the plot for a dystopian sci-fi movie.
April 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Wow. I picked the right week to resubscribe to the Bulwark. Thanks for the all the content!
April 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Raising drug prices is also bad...
April 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If the guy who runs the local convenience store goes crazy and starts jacking up prices, you stop going there.
April 9, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Did EVERY MAGA Republican have an abusive father?
April 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Trump would describe his insane tariff policy and then say "Kamala never worked at McDonald's" and the press would run with the McDonald's quote...
April 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
"Are you wearing a short skirt and no underwear today?" "Congressperson Boebert, I'm not Sharon Stone..."
April 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The Republican defense to Musk's incompetence is "Pobody's Nerfect!".
March 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Rufus organized a boy band at doggie daycare.
March 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
So it was Biden's immigration policies?
January 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM