Have to repaste your CPU for literally no reason

Thermal paste to arrive, but you might as well install the SSD now except you've lost the screw. You borrow another screw from your laptop because it's dead and then you lose that. And you don't want to borrow another screw because you'll lose that as well. So you just buy a fucking housing and

Isn't that what papyrus sounds like

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