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Alex
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"ℐ𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓏𝑜𝑜 𝒷𝒶𝓃𝓈 𝓂𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝒽𝑜𝓁𝓁𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓁𝓈 ℐ 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒻𝒶𝒸𝑒 𝒢𝑜𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓌𝒶𝓁𝓀 𝒷𝒶𝒸𝓀𝓌𝒶𝓇𝒹𝓈 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑜 𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓁." - 𝓌𝒾𝓃𝓉

(he/him)
September 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This may not work well in Chicago i fear.
August 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
So apparently if you email Sen. Lankford about the fiscal irresponsibility of the "Big Beautiful Bill," you just get an unrelated form letter response bemoaning Medicaid fraud.

Like, are you serious?
July 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
i would swallow my pride, choke on the rinds, lack there-of leave me empty inside
May 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Re: the "Make America Healthy Again" racket -

Literally so many of America's actual problems trace back to hidden sugars in everything.

Inflammation, diabetes, obesity... all associated with excess sugar.

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
April 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Google AI has been known to be wrong, so maybe the sun IS a spider.
April 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
When you forget to change the noon tornado siren test the day after Daylight Savings.
March 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Spotted in the wild.

These are VHS tapes. Of an anime that came out in 2009.
March 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
March 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Hi, false balance stuff like this is a big part of how we got into the current predicament.

Lying about basic, common knowledge civics should be treated as the absurdity that it is.
February 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Happy #SquirrelAppreciationDay!

Yes, this is technically a type of (ground) squirrel.
January 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The neat thing about being a photographer with probable ADHD is that your "Squirrel!" moments may be preserved for posterity.
January 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
In Stranger Things season 1, when Jonathan's sneaking around taking photos AT NIGHT, those photos would be garbage.

Only light source is his flash, very likely to wash out detail. Plus he's focusing on unlit subjects in the dark. Likely would need to push film as well, heightening contrast & grain.
January 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I think the cold snap has confused the animals. I got within maybe 8 feet of this roadrunner before we surprised each other.
January 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM