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Final Remix
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Chair of psych in a community college. I do the behavior or else I don't earn the reinforcers.
I take pictures. Sometimes they're in focus.
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Smothers standing over Mr Burns. He's fried, as if struck by lightning. The caption reads: WHAT'S THIS STRANGE SENSATION IN MY CHEST? " "I THINK YOUR HEART'S BEATING AGAIN." "OOH. THAT TAKES ME BACK."
October 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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The big boys being in play were as harrowing as the Rex in JP Rampage.
Screenshot from the Sega Genesis Jurassic Park game where Dr Grant is fleeing from a T-Rex via a small raft. The Rex is mostly occluded behind the scenery but is within chomping distance of Dr Grant.
October 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Some horrible face
September 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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What it feels like every time, now that Win11 makes "suspend" just kill my computer.
Wesley Snipes with a gun pointed at someone out of frame while crying.
September 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Having to look up Pokemon in Unbound because I don't know if they're even real:
Abe Simpson typing "DEAR Devs: THERE ARE TOO MANY pokemon NOWADAYS. PLEASE ELIMINATE 200. I am not a crackpot."
September 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Car dashboard alert saying "check rear seats"
August 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Travel's already rough, but we're at all new levels with Mounjaro.
Hungry while out? Get fucked.
Gonna eat? Don't leave the hotel room.

No wonder weight loss is an effect of this shit.
Just Bare Text: "You have once again entered the world of survival horror."
August 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Philly Elmo can lead the charge. He knows what's up.
Photo of "Philly Elmo" at a street demonstration in front of a burning trash can with his fist raised in the air.
July 22, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Sam Richardson saying something that would get him banned on reddit. Caption says "redacted".
July 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Animated clip of Homer Simpson and family faking a ring toss and steal their house back from carnies.
May 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Nonsense. Utter nonsense! You can't fit a kindergarten class in 3 rows of 10 in front of a— oh...
Photo of a line of ten children in front of a pickup truck, demonstrating how massive the blind spot is on these things.
May 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Hell, I hope the *present* isn't kind to them.
A meme that says "scientists have found a cure for fascism" and it has a few scientists armed with melee weapons.
April 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Sam Richardson saying something that would be banned on social media about a politician. The caption says "redacted".
March 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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The shocked look on some of my students' faces in my courses when I mention what things have been most recently cut means I have to keep going. They seriously might not get the info otherwise, it seems. Plus:
Parks and Rec, 3 panel comic. "If I keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair."
March 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Up 2 No Good.
Leprechaun 5 screenshot of the titular leprechaun discovering an even greener plant than a shamrock by hitting a bong.
March 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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two Tumblr posts: 1. "Oh fuck, internalized too much Lord Of The Rings as a kid, actually believe there's good in the world or some kinda shit." 2. "Oh fuck, internalized too much Discworld as a kid, actually believe there's good in people and that I have a duty to contribute towards increasing the amount of good in the world."
March 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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4 panel comic showing fireflies being wiped out in part from people raking leaves: their breeding ground.
March 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Important notice on how to hold a bird: "hold micro raptor gentle like hamburger"
February 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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P o s s u m... tree.
We-have a-possum
In-our tree.
Possum in a tree
February 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Sicily bright green sludge in an olive press. A book excerpt says "his skin was the color of just-pressed olive oil" A social media caption says "always do your research, kids!"
February 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Benevenstanchiano
February 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Major Kira Nerys from Star Trek DS9 cocking a space pistol and saying "All right. It's time for a less subtle approach."
February 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Not _quite_ as impactful if you grew up watching Twister.
Scene from the film Twister, where Eddie is killed by a flying radio tower through the car's windshield.
February 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Me coming home from the oral surgeon
Scene from the film Fargo: Carl Showalter holding a bloody napkin to his wounded face.
January 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Robert R Raymond's post saying, "during the pandemic we had a fleeting and muted glimpse of what public services could be like (extended unemployment, expanded medicaid, child tax credits, work-from-home)—it's why it's been so difficult to take anything seriously since then. We all know the scarcity is manufactured."
January 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM