Nico 🌈👑
@finalgirlvibes.bsky.social
Part-time genius, full-time snack enthusiast.
Yorkshire 🇬🇧
Married 👬🏻🏳️🌈
Pup daddy 🐶🐶
Horror fanatic 👻
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/bSIsL
Yorkshire 🇬🇧
Married 👬🏻🏳️🌈
Pup daddy 🐶🐶
Horror fanatic 👻
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/bSIsL
Oldest selfie on your phone
Please ignore the weird face 😅
2013 I think. I was 20 😭
Please ignore the weird face 😅
2013 I think. I was 20 😭
November 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone
Please ignore the weird face 😅
2013 I think. I was 20 😭
Please ignore the weird face 😅
2013 I think. I was 20 😭
Feeling a little delicate today. 🤕
No I’m not hungover!
I’m having my teeth straighten but I have an overcrowded mouth and had to have some out at the back 🫠
I’m craving coffee right now though and I can’t drink hot drinks 😭
No I’m not hungover!
I’m having my teeth straighten but I have an overcrowded mouth and had to have some out at the back 🫠
I’m craving coffee right now though and I can’t drink hot drinks 😭
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Feeling a little delicate today. 🤕
No I’m not hungover!
I’m having my teeth straighten but I have an overcrowded mouth and had to have some out at the back 🫠
I’m craving coffee right now though and I can’t drink hot drinks 😭
No I’m not hungover!
I’m having my teeth straighten but I have an overcrowded mouth and had to have some out at the back 🫠
I’m craving coffee right now though and I can’t drink hot drinks 😭
Good night you beautiful fuckers 😘
November 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Good night you beautiful fuckers 😘
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No plans, no clothes, no shame. Just me, my bed, and the deep philosophical debate of whether nudity is the ultimate luxury (spoiler: it is 🙂↕️).
February 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
No plans, no clothes, no shame. Just me, my bed, and the deep philosophical debate of whether nudity is the ultimate luxury (spoiler: it is 🙂↕️).
November 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
If you care to find me xo
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November 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
If you care to find me xo
There’s something about this app… every time I open it up, you guys make my testicles tingle and my trouser-weapon pulse 😮💨
a whipped cream dispenser is sitting on a counter and the whipped cream is pouring out of it
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November 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
There’s something about this app… every time I open it up, you guys make my testicles tingle and my trouser-weapon pulse 😮💨
I’ve finished all 8 seasons… I’m a pin’n’mix of emotions 😭
I need a new series! Help wanted xoxo
I need a new series! Help wanted xoxo
November 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I’ve finished all 8 seasons… I’m a pin’n’mix of emotions 😭
I need a new series! Help wanted xoxo
I need a new series! Help wanted xoxo
I read somewhere that a blue whale‘s poop can weigh as much as 4 tonnes, making it the second largest piece of shit in the world, behind Donald Trump. 🙂↕️
November 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I read somewhere that a blue whale‘s poop can weigh as much as 4 tonnes, making it the second largest piece of shit in the world, behind Donald Trump. 🙂↕️
@dab90.bsky.social and I are starting a new religious following for those with moustaches…
If you have a moustache, we will worship you.
We will be calling it Moustachianity 🙂↕️ 🙏
If you have a moustache, we will worship you.
We will be calling it Moustachianity 🙂↕️ 🙏
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November 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
@dab90.bsky.social and I are starting a new religious following for those with moustaches…
If you have a moustache, we will worship you.
We will be calling it Moustachianity 🙂↕️ 🙏
If you have a moustache, we will worship you.
We will be calling it Moustachianity 🙂↕️ 🙏
You’re all soo beautiful 🥹 I’m feeling broody (horny) 😍
November 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
You’re all soo beautiful 🥹 I’m feeling broody (horny) 😍
I just remembered I had a drs appointment for a scan on my private area (my balls… they scanned my balls) last year and never got my results back 🥲
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I just remembered I had a drs appointment for a scan on my private area (my balls… they scanned my balls) last year and never got my results back 🥲
While my husband went to a hyrox class at 6:30am, I went for a McDonalds breakfast…
Opposites attracted 🤭
Opposites attracted 🤭
November 5, 2025 at 6:51 AM
While my husband went to a hyrox class at 6:30am, I went for a McDonalds breakfast…
Opposites attracted 🤭
Opposites attracted 🤭
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Hi, it’s been a while 🙇🏻♂️
August 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Hi, it’s been a while 🙇🏻♂️
Went to a cute fireworks Fair 🥹
October 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Went to a cute fireworks Fair 🥹
Apparently I only smile when I’m drunk 🥲
October 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Apparently I only smile when I’m drunk 🥲
Currently in a hotel with friends getting ready for a night out and they put Taylor swift on… I walked out in protest 😂
October 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Currently in a hotel with friends getting ready for a night out and they put Taylor swift on… I walked out in protest 😂
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Happy #fcf with some bonus #pit for y'all 😘 #fatcockfriday #foreskinfriday #gay #uncut #foreskin #uncutdick #bwc
October 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Happy #fcf with some bonus #pit for y'all 😘 #fatcockfriday #foreskinfriday #gay #uncut #foreskin #uncutdick #bwc
War and hate starts with religion.
Sorry not sorry xo
Sorry not sorry xo
October 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
War and hate starts with religion.
Sorry not sorry xo
Sorry not sorry xo
Aren’t I a lucky man 😈🥵
October 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Aren’t I a lucky man 😈🥵
It’s cold. Come warm me up plz and thnx xoxo
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October 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It’s cold. Come warm me up plz and thnx xoxo
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October 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I’m already halfway through season 4 🤭
YES IM ADDICTED! Sue me xo
YES IM ADDICTED! Sue me xo
HOW AM I ONLY JUST WAITING UNTIL NOW TO WATCH DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES?! It’s pure gold! 😍
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October 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I’m already halfway through season 4 🤭
YES IM ADDICTED! Sue me xo
YES IM ADDICTED! Sue me xo
