Everyone at my uni is so fulin boring tday no one wants t do shit, and if anyone wants to go adventure i bet mfs already been there and will wanna be sober like ffs its saturday. Sure im never sober and its an issue but jesus christ lighten up

Drunk and rememberd this app exists

Me fr rn

Six hours into Trump’s presidency Elon has given two Nazi salutes and Trump wants to end birthright citizenship.

Hard to think of a worse start to a presidency than this.

Welp, geuss we're not seeing christmas, Fukin tesla man hitting the old german salute. I havent even been notable for my comedy yet 😭

I always cook chips and onion rings not realising im craving onion rings so now ive got onion rings... Soooo
... Onion n that

Jus foundout tday farty bum bum is not a recognised medical condition

Lowkey taking every inch of my being to not be such a cunt that no one likes me so they distance themselfs from me so i have no freinds cuz thats what i deserve

Lowkey tho they shoulda sent skylar from breaking bad to france cuz like yano

Balls

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