Something about that last Christmas song makes me feel like that guy hasn’t really learned any lesson

Sometimes I look at a regular ass license plate and assume it’s a vanity plate. IDI369 me tooooo girl.

For my friends that don’t celebrate Christmas but maybe celebrate seafood: “shrimply haaaving a wonderful lobster tail”

I’d rather set us back a thousand years than have these rich ass fuckers ruin the next thousand years #freeluigi

Can everyone just get on my level please, I’d feel a lot more at ease. (My level is the floor)

Welp screw boxing it’s as dumb as it was the last time I watched Mike Tyson. Back to playing Elin #jrpg

Dang they gave it to doughboy

Thanks Trump
I’m trying to watch these people beat each other to death in a civilized manner and your ass ruined the internet